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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isotopes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproofing and the unbreakable triple time-lock? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Old lady}} Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, I don't work here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Old lady}} Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Old lady}} Well, I ever! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Awww, Bart--! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yessir. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Snake]]}} Empty the register, little dude! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the Squishee machine, big dude! Heh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Geaah..!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' straight home for good hot bath! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:41, May 15, 2021
- Bart: Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isotopes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you?
- Apu: Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproofing and the unbreakable triple time-lock?
- Old lady: Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date
- Bart: Hey, I don't work here!
- Old lady: Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else!
- Bart: Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law!
- Old lady: Well, I ever!
- Bart: Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer.
- Homer: Awww, Bart--!
- Bart: It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21!
- Homer: Yessir.
- Bart: Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty!
- Krusty: Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids!
- Snake: Empty the register, little dude!
- Bart: Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the Squishee machine, big dude! Heh!
- Apu: Geaah..!!
- Bart: Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' straight home for good hot bath!
- Apu: Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again!
