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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Now rememer, boys, it's very important that you always obey the law. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Always, daddy? That must be awful hard.... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} It's easy, Roddy! Why, I've never had so much as a par-diddly-arking ticket! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[thinking]'' Never even had a parking ticket, eh? We'll see about that...! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} But I was sure this wasn't a rascally old red zone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey if something's this much fun, I should share it with everyone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Oh, mother! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} But I'm a big star! I'm supposed to be immune! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} What the--?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Hey, young miscreant! Put that back! Do you want me to bar you for life from the Kwik-E-Mat? Again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} This is my beer! I broght it with me when I came in! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Do not try my patience, or I will be foreced to reason with you in a most unpleasant. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Where's theviolence? Where are all the robberies? There's nothing on this video but that Simpson kid spray-painting a curb. Hey, wait a minute! No wonder I've been getting writer's cramp from writing all those extra parking tickets! It's all that kids' fauly! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} Hi, Bart. Whatcha doin'? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' Finally! I thought they'd never wander by. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Just doing my civic duty, guys. I'm surprised you're not helping out, too! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Ummm... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} We didn't know, Bart! Now that you've pointed out the law to us we'll be happy to help! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Todd}} Gee, Bart.. why aren't you working any more? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} There wasn't any room in the helper zone, So I had to move into this zone. Can't argue with the law! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Todd}}Wow, daddy was right! It's easy to obey the law! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} And fun, too! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod & Todd}}Yaaay! | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:56, May 20, 2021
- Ned Flanders: Now rememer, boys, it's very important that you always obey the law.
- Rod Flanders: Always, daddy? That must be awful hard....
- Ned: It's easy, Roddy! Why, I've never had so much as a par-diddly-arking ticket!
- Bart: [thinking] Never even had a parking ticket, eh? We'll see about that...!
- Ned: But I was sure this wasn't a rascally old red zone!
- Bart: Hey if something's this much fun, I should share it with everyone!
- Principal Skinner: Oh, mother!
- Rainier Wolfcastle: But I'm a big star! I'm supposed to be immune!
- Moe Szyslak: What the--?!
- Apu: Hey, young miscreant! Put that back! Do you want me to bar you for life from the Kwik-E-Mat? Again?
- Jimbo Jones: This is my beer! I broght it with me when I came in!
- Apu: Do not try my patience, or I will be foreced to reason with you in a most unpleasant.
- Chief Wiggum: Where's theviolence? Where are all the robberies? There's nothing on this video but that Simpson kid spray-painting a curb. Hey, wait a minute! No wonder I've been getting writer's cramp from writing all those extra parking tickets! It's all that kids' fauly!
- Rod: Hi, Bart. Whatcha doin'?
- Bart: [thinking] Finally! I thought they'd never wander by.
- Bart: Just doing my civic duty, guys. I'm surprised you're not helping out, too!
- Todd Flanders: Ummm...
- Rod: We didn't know, Bart! Now that you've pointed out the law to us we'll be happy to help!
- Todd: Gee, Bart.. why aren't you working any more?
- Bart: There wasn't any room in the helper zone, So I had to move into this zone. Can't argue with the law!
- Todd:Wow, daddy was right! It's easy to obey the law!
- Rod: And fun, too!
- Rod & Todd:Yaaay!
