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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Great-googly-moogly, Milhouse! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Lemme see, Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} So beautiful... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} So titillating... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa, Momma! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Limted... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ...supply. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Must... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ...go... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} ...now! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} I am most sorry, Mr. Bart. You want a flavor that the Kwik-E-Mart corporation is testing only at selected stores. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Selected stores? What a rip! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} There is only one in Springfield, at the corner of Nathan Street and Hamill Avenue. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I'll ask one more time. Are we sure following Ralph is the smart thing to do? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Milhouse since when have I been worried about the "smart thing to do?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I don't like the looks of this. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Are your forgetting why we're here? The ultimate squishee! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm stuck. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} C'mon Ralph. We've got to find the way home ourselves. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Leave him back there. He's useless. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Jeez, Milhouse, when did you become Mr. Perfect? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} It's well after curfew! This is the dangerous part of town, and you three are running around like young hoodlums! I hope you realise how dangerous that is. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse, Ralph and Bart}} Yes, sir. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} We're sorry! We were all really scareded, especially Milhouse! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, I'm just glad you boys are ok. I'd better get you boys home. I hope you've learned a lesson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I did learn a lesson. You should never assume your friend is wrong, even if they aren't the brightest crayon in the box. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} I like to color outside the lines. | |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} We know, Ralph, and that's alright with us. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Milhouse, I heard the Speed-E-Mart in Shelbyville has a new gum made with snake venom! | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Cool! | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:00, May 20, 2021
- Bart: Great-googly-moogly, Milhouse!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Lemme see, Bart!
- Bart: So beautiful...
- Milhouse: So titillating...
- Bart: Whoa, Momma!
- Milhouse: Limted...
- Bart: ...supply.
- Milhouse: Must...
- Bart: ...go...
- Milhouse: ...now!
- Apu: I am most sorry, Mr. Bart. You want a flavor that the Kwik-E-Mart corporation is testing only at selected stores.
- Bart: Selected stores? What a rip!
- Apu: There is only one in Springfield, at the corner of Nathan Street and Hamill Avenue.
- Milhouse: I'll ask one more time. Are we sure following Ralph is the smart thing to do?
- Bart: Milhouse since when have I been worried about the "smart thing to do?"
- Milhouse: I don't like the looks of this.
- Bart: Are your forgetting why we're here? The ultimate squishee!
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm stuck.
- Bart: C'mon Ralph. We've got to find the way home ourselves.
- Milhouse: Leave him back there. He's useless.
- Bart: Jeez, Milhouse, when did you become Mr. Perfect?
- Chief Wiggum: It's well after curfew! This is the dangerous part of town, and you three are running around like young hoodlums! I hope you realise how dangerous that is.
- Milhouse, Ralph and Bart: Yes, sir.
- Ralph: We're sorry! We were all really scareded, especially Milhouse!
- Chief Wiggum: Well, I'm just glad you boys are ok. I'd better get you boys home. I hope you've learned a lesson!
- Milhouse: I did learn a lesson. You should never assume your friend is wrong, even if they aren't the brightest crayon in the box.
- Ralph: I like to color outside the lines.
- Bart: We know, Ralph, and that's alright with us.
- Bart: Hey, Milhouse, I heard the Speed-E-Mart in Shelbyville has a new gum made with snake venom!
- Milhouse: Cool!
