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Latest revision as of 17:38, October 17, 2018
"Airport Hotel"
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Song Information
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"Airport Hotel" is a song sung by Homer.
Lyrics[edit]
- Well, since you blew the challenge,
- And we're not allowed to tell.
- We're getting all expenses paid at,
- Airport Hotel.
- The pillow's so foamy, baby.
- Order food on the phone-y.
- We'll eat Toblerone-y,
- So don't cry.
- For breakfast they have bagels.
- Cream cheese but no lox.
- A mini pack of cereal,
- Make a bowl out of the box.
- The pool's so chlorine-y, baby.
- The towel's so teeny.
- No lifeguard to be seen-y,
- We could die.
- No jobs, no kids, no Flanders.
- Choice of bar soap or bath gel.
- Small ketchup's friends with tiny mustard,
- Airport Hotel.
- Now that I've shown you, baby.
- They'll leave us alone, yeah, baby.
- Toilet's got a phone, yeah,
- Don't know why.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"Airport Hotel" is a parody of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley.
