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Difference between revisions of "Signs of Intelligent Life/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]''': I'm bored! Why did Milhouse have to go to that stupid allergy camp?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm bored! Why did [[Milhouse]] have to go to that stupid allergy camp?
:'''[[El Klratu]]''': Greetings.  
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{{qf|El Klratu}} Greetings.  
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey! You playing here, too? Having any fun?
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey! You playing here, too? Having any fun?
:'''[[El Klratu]]''': Fun? I do not know.
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{{qf|El Klratu}} Fun? I do not know.
:'''[[Bart]]''': How can you not know if you're having fun? Fun is fun.
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{{qf|Bart}} How can you not know if you're having fun? Fun is fun.
:'''[[El Klratu]]''': Can you demonstrate "fun"?
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{{qf|El Klratu}} Can you demonstrate "fun"?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sure! Have you ever used spray paint?
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{{qf|Bart}} Sure! Have you ever used spray paint?
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': That was rice! You gotta admit that was fun!
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{{qf|Bart}} That was rice! You gotta admit that was fun!
:'''[[El Klratu]]''': Using titanium dioxide and latex to communicate graphically was mot enjoyable!
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{{qf|El Klratu}} Using titanium dioxide and latex to communicate graphically was mot enjoyable!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Titanium oxide? Aww. You're not some kind of brainiac are you?
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{{qf|Bart}} Titanium oxide? Aww. You're not some kind of brainiac are you?
:'''[[El Klratu]]''': Intelligence is not highly regard here?
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{{qf|El Klratu}} Intelligence is not highly regard here?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sometimes. But my sister is super smart, and she never has fun.
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{{qf|Bart}} Sometimes. But my sister is super smart, and she never has fun.
 
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Good morning, I'm Kent Brockman. Our lead story today... mayor hates kittens, perhaps even all mammals. And this just in... something better is on Channel 5. Plus a spaceship! Is the right? Do we have a source on that?
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Good morning, I'm Kent Brockman. Our lead story today... mayor hates kittens, perhaps even all mammals. And this just in... something better is on Channel 5. Plus a spaceship! Is the right? Do we have a source on that?
 
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:'''[[El Klratu]]''': They do not appear to be having fun.
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{{qf|El Klratu}} They do not appear to be having fun.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Nah, they're too old for fun.
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{{qf|Bart}} Nah, they're too old for fun.
:'''[[El Klratu]]''': That is a shame.
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{{qf|El Klratu}} That is a shame.
:'''[[Bart]]''': My Grampa lives there. He never has fun.
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{{qf|Bart}} My Grampa lives there. He never has fun.
:'''[[Grampa]]''': This yello hurts my teeth.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} This yello hurts my teeth.
:'''[[Jasper]]''': Has it got hooves in it?
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{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} Has it got hooves in it?
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': The windows is for customers to look through! Unless you are buying something, kindly press your faces elsewhere.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} The windows is for customers to look through! Unless you are buying something, kindly press your faces elsewhere.
:'''[[El Klratu]]''': Comics are fun?
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{{qf|El Klratu}} Comics are fun?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Comics are the most fun! And maybe the best day of the year should come early this year.
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{{qf|Bart}} Comics are the most fun! And maybe the best day of the year should come early this year.
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[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 11:47, October 28, 2024



Bart: I'm bored! Why did Milhouse have to go to that stupid allergy camp?
El Klratu: Greetings.
Bart: Hey! You playing here, too? Having any fun?
El Klratu: Fun? I do not know.
Bart: How can you not know if you're having fun? Fun is fun.
El Klratu: Can you demonstrate "fun"?
Bart: Sure! Have you ever used spray paint?

Bart: That was rice! You gotta admit that was fun!
El Klratu: Using titanium dioxide and latex to communicate graphically was mot enjoyable!
Bart: Titanium oxide? Aww. You're not some kind of brainiac are you?
El Klratu: Intelligence is not highly regard here?
Bart: Sometimes. But my sister is super smart, and she never has fun.

Kent Brockman: Good morning, I'm Kent Brockman. Our lead story today... mayor hates kittens, perhaps even all mammals. And this just in... something better is on Channel 5. Plus a spaceship! Is the right? Do we have a source on that?

El Klratu: They do not appear to be having fun.
Bart: Nah, they're too old for fun.
El Klratu: That is a shame.
Bart: My Grampa lives there. He never has fun.
Grampa: This yello hurts my teeth.
Jasper Beardley: Has it got hooves in it?

Comic Book Guy: The windows is for customers to look through! Unless you are buying something, kindly press your faces elsewhere.
El Klratu: Comics are fun?
Bart: Comics are the most fun! And maybe the best day of the year should come early this year.