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:'''[[Ralph]]''': Don't feel bad, daddy. The kids at school laugh at me, too!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Don't feel bad, daddy. The kids at school laugh at me, too!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Really? Why?
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Really? Why?
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Because you're my daddy!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Because you're my daddy!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': [SIGH]
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} [SIGH]
 
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Look at me! I'm a disgrace to the uniform.
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Look at me! I'm a disgrace to the uniform.
:'''[[Wiggle Puppy]]''': Oh, I wouldn't say that!
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{{qf|[[Wiggle Puppy]]}} Oh, I wouldn't say that!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Sweet Kojak's ghost! is that you Wiggle Puppy?
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sweet Kojak's ghost! is that you Wiggle Puppy?
:'''[[Wiggle Puppy]]''': It sure is! I'm your spirit guide! Follow me!
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{{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} It sure is! I'm your spirit guide! Follow me!
 
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Aw, my spirit quest takes palce in a sewer?
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Aw, my spirit quest takes place in a sewer?
:'''[[Wiggle Puppy]]''': No, this is where bathtub drains ends up. Your spirit quest starts when you climb that ladder.
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{{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} No, this is where bathtub drains ends up. Your spirit quest starts when you climb that ladder.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Say, if you're a spirit animal, does that mean you're all knowing?
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Say, if you're a spirit animal, does that mean you're all knowing?
:'''[[Wiggle Puppy]]''': Yes! Do you have a question? The meaing of life, perhaps?
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{{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} Yes! Do you have a question? The meaing of life, perhaps?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': What was ''[[The Matrix]]'' about? I didn't get that movie at all.
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} What was ''[[The Matrix]]'' about? I didn't get that movie at all.
 
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:'''[[Wiggle Puppy]]''': Oh... hi, Johnny. How's your night going?
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{{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} Oh... hi, Johnny. How's your night going?
:'''[[Spirit guide]]''': It's been a rough one. I had to lead this really dumb fat guy on his quest!
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{{qf|[[Space Coyote]]}} It's been a rough one. I had to lead this really dumb fat guy on his quest!
:'''[[Wiggle Puppy]]''': I hear that!  
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{{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} I hear that!  
:'''[[Spirit guide]]''': See yout at the next spirit animal union meeting?
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{{qf|Space Coyote}} See yout at the next spirit animal union meeting?
:'''[[Wiggle Puppy]]''': Yep, I say no more spirit quests unil we get a dental plan!
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{{qf|Wiggle Puppy}} Yep, I say no more spirit quests until we get a dental plan!
 
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Your daddy's a hero, Ralphie!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Your daddy's a hero, Ralphie!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Horray! Do you want to hear a story about Wiggle Puppy?
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{{qf|Ralph}} Horray! Do you want to hear a story about Wiggle Puppy?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': No!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} No!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Oh.
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{{qf|Ralph}} Oh.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': This time, Ill tell you a story about him!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} This time, Ill tell you a story about him!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Yay!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Yay!
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Latest revision as of 17:50, November 24, 2024



Ralph Wiggum: Don't feel bad, daddy. The kids at school laugh at me, too!
Chief Wiggum: Really? Why?
Ralph: Because you're my daddy!
Chief Wiggum: [SIGH]

Chief Wiggum: Look at me! I'm a disgrace to the uniform.
Wiggle Puppy: Oh, I wouldn't say that!
Chief Wiggum: Sweet Kojak's ghost! is that you Wiggle Puppy?
Wiggle Puppy: It sure is! I'm your spirit guide! Follow me!

Chief Wiggum: Aw, my spirit quest takes place in a sewer?
Wiggle Puppy: No, this is where bathtub drains ends up. Your spirit quest starts when you climb that ladder.
Chief Wiggum: Say, if you're a spirit animal, does that mean you're all knowing?
Wiggle Puppy: Yes! Do you have a question? The meaing of life, perhaps?
Chief Wiggum: What was The Matrix about? I didn't get that movie at all.

Wiggle Puppy: Oh... hi, Johnny. How's your night going?
Space Coyote: It's been a rough one. I had to lead this really dumb fat guy on his quest!
Wiggle Puppy: I hear that!
Space Coyote: See yout at the next spirit animal union meeting?
Wiggle Puppy: Yep, I say no more spirit quests until we get a dental plan!

Chief Wiggum: Your daddy's a hero, Ralphie!
Ralph: Horray! Do you want to hear a story about Wiggle Puppy?
Chief Wiggum: No!
Ralph: Oh.
Chief Wiggum: This time, Ill tell you a story about him!
Ralph: Yay!