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{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} ''[pointing to the title graphic]'' "Gnarly". That means it totally shreds.
 
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:'''[[Otto]]''': ''[pointing to the title graphic]'' "Gnarly". That means it totally shreds.
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{{qf|Otto}} Showboarding is not just a sport ... it's a lifestyle ... and a language ... and a way to slide down a hill. But if you don't savvy the board lingo, you could get lost in more ways than one. Here's an example:
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{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
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{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} ''[quizzically, having no idea what Dolph just said]'' Huh?
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{{qf|Otto}} Don't let this happen to you. Here's what '''should've''' happened.
 
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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Otto]] begins his lesson in snowboarder lingo.]''
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{{qf|Dolph}} Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
:'''Otto''': Showboarding is not just a sport ... it's a lifestyle ... and a language ... and a way to slide down a hill. But if you don't savvy the board lingo, you could get lost in more ways than one. Here's an example:
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{{qf|Kearney}} ''[smiling]'' Wicked!
:''[The scene shifts to [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] snowboarding down a hill.]''
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{{qf|Otto}} ''[chagrined]'' Oh. Guess that part was the same. But at least he understood what the other dude said!
:'''Dolph''': Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
 
:'''Kearney''': ''[quizzically, having no idea what Dolph just said]'' Huh?
 
:''[The hill ends in a cliff at the bottom. Dolph makes a sharp left turn and slides along the edge. Kearney misses the turn and goes over the edge, screaming as he falls.]''
 
:'''Otto''': Don't let this happen to you. Here's what '''should've''' happened.
 
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:''[Rewind to the same scene of [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] snowboarding down the hill.]''
 
:'''Dolph''': Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
 
:'''Kearney''': ''[smiling]'' Wicked!
 
:''[The hill ends in a cliff at the bottom. Dolph makes a sharp left turn and slides along the edge. Kearney misses the turn and goes over the edge, screaming as he falls.]''
 
:'''[[Otto]]''': ''[chagrined]'' Oh. Guess that part was the same. But at least he understood what the other dude said!
 
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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Otto]] now appears above a list of snowboarder terms and their English equivalents.]''
 
:'''Otto''': And now '''you''' can understand by using this handy snowboarder's translator!
 
:''[No translation is provided of what [[Dolph]] said to [[Kearney]], but the translator has several other entries (including the classic "blast a dookie") and is richly illustrated in the margins with scenes of Otto, Dolph and Kearney enjoying a day on the slopes with their boards. End of lesson.]''
 
 
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{{qf|Otto}} And now '''you''' can understand by using this handy snowboarder's translator!
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Latest revision as of 12:41, March 7, 2022



Otto Mann: [pointing to the title graphic] "Gnarly". That means it totally shreds.

Otto: Showboarding is not just a sport ... it's a lifestyle ... and a language ... and a way to slide down a hill. But if you don't savvy the board lingo, you could get lost in more ways than one. Here's an example:
Dolph Shapiro: Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: [quizzically, having no idea what Dolph just said] Huh?
Otto: Don't let this happen to you. Here's what should've happened.

Dolph: Hey, dude! This tight hill has like a total bulletproof S-rail coming up. Better duckfoot that phat board, or you'll be doing a sick fakie hip!
Kearney: [smiling] Wicked!
Otto: [chagrined] Oh. Guess that part was the same. But at least he understood what the other dude said!

Otto: And now you can understand by using this handy snowboarder's translator!