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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What's with the temporal portal apparatus? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Speak English. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It looks like a time machine. Can I play? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Okay, but only if you play by our rules. None of your sciency-wiency stuff. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Sure, I can play dumb. I'll just follow your lead. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Attagirl. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Can we go to Princeton in 1959 so we can meet Albert Einstein? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Boring. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} How about Florence, Italy in 1505 to see Leonardo da Vinci... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Boring. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I know... 1864, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Abraham-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Boring. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} After you, Mrs. Houdini. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh yes... Bess Houdini. Some think she would hide a handcuff key in her mouth and pass it to her husband while they kissed. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ew! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} For my next stunt, I will be submerged in a tank of water, upside down, while I struggle to get out of this straitjacket. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh boy! This is the grand finale! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Behold! Satan's water closet! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} You kids made a mess of things, but we can clean up the past with my new Frinkomatic Chrono-Corrector! This may look like an ordinary washing machine, but I've outfitted it with the traveling technology! Climb in! Strap on these bike helmets! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What for? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} The world's fastest spin cycle. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Lisa: What's with the temporal portal apparatus?
- Bart: Speak English.
- Lisa: It looks like a time machine. Can I play?
- Bart: Okay, but only if you play by our rules. None of your sciency-wiency stuff.
- Lisa: Sure, I can play dumb. I'll just follow your lead.
- Bart: Attagirl.
- Lisa: Can we go to Princeton in 1959 so we can meet Albert Einstein?
- Bart: Boring.
- Lisa: How about Florence, Italy in 1505 to see Leonardo da Vinci...
- Bart: Boring.
- Lisa: I know... 1864, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Abraham--
- Bart: Boring.
- Milhouse Van Houten: After you, Mrs. Houdini.
- Lisa: Oh yes... Bess Houdini. Some think she would hide a handcuff key in her mouth and pass it to her husband while they kissed.
- Bart: Ew!
- Milhouse: For my next stunt, I will be submerged in a tank of water, upside down, while I struggle to get out of this straitjacket.
- Bart: Oh boy! This is the grand finale!
- Milhouse: Behold! Satan's water closet!
- Professor Frink: You kids made a mess of things, but we can clean up the past with my new Frinkomatic Chrono-Corrector! This may look like an ordinary washing machine, but I've outfitted it with the traveling technology! Climb in! Strap on these bike helmets!
- Bart: What for?
- Professor Frink: The world's fastest spin cycle.
