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Small-Time Travelers/Quotes

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Lisa: What's with the temporal portal apparatus?
Bart: Speak English.
Lisa: It looks like a time machine. Can I play?
Bart: Okay, but only if you play by our rules. None of your sciency-wiency stuff.
Lisa: Sure, I can play dumb. I'll just follow your lead.
Bart: Attagirl.

Lisa: Can we go to Princeton in 1959 so we can meet Albert Einstein?
Bart: Boring.
Lisa: How about Florence, Italy in 1505 to see Leonardo da Vinci...
Bart: Boring.
Lisa: I know... 1864, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Abraham--
Bart: Boring.

Milhouse Van Houten: After you, Mrs. Houdini.
Lisa: Oh yes... Bess Houdini. Some think she would hide a handcuff key in her mouth and pass it to her husband while they kissed.
Bart: Ew!

Milhouse: For my next stunt, I will be submerged in a tank of water, upside down, while I struggle to get out of this straitjacket.
Bart: Oh boy! This is the grand finale!
Milhouse: Behold! Satan's water closet!

Professor Frink: You kids made a mess of things, but we can clean up the past with my new Frinkomatic Chrono-Corrector! This may look like an ordinary washing machine, but I've outfitted it with the traveling technology! Climb in! Strap on these bike helmets!
Bart: What for?
Professor Frink: The world's fastest spin cycle.