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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! You can rent out a whole TV channel? Like it was a car or a gun or something? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, more like a car. It's probably a very small public access station that only broad-casts to Springfield. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Cool! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} I can't wait to see what the Krusty-dude's going to do next. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Me, either. I got a sweet tooth for this stuff. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} Wow, I can't belive I've finally outgrown the old "pie-in-the-face" bit. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Bam! Bam! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} Hey, put something else on! Something new that'll help us rediscover our love affair with TV! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Put a sock in it! I'm getting killed in the ratings. And no ratings mean no advertising. And no advertising means no money. And no money means... well, that on'es self-explnatory. What are we going to about Simp-TV? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} What if we flood them out with my new wonder product, "H3O"—the wettest water you ever tasted? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} How did he get in here? He isn't even a semi-celebrity. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Well, how much hairpaint have you sold lately, chump? That meshuguna is hocking my new line of artificial hips! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Foucs, people. We've got to come up with something to stop these guys at Simp-TV. They're totally tuned into what the public wants. it's like they're super-geniuses or something. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Get a grip, Bart. I know you've been working hard but we've got a sitatuion on our hands. Take a look at the "bad boy" of Simp-TV! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Heh, heh... Hey, that's not bad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What are you talking about? Thay's crule and sadistic. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} And your point is... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, this whole channel is pandering to the lowest common denominator in our audience... outside of the amusing context of animated shows and comic books, this kind of violence is just plain mean. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But it sells, sister, it sells! I'm taking this channel to the top, and I don't care how many innoncent heads get flushed in the process! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I don't know—are you thinking about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Krustypop? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No. I'm thinking that we've been working like slaves at Simp-TV and not really enjoying life! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, I guess you're right. It was way too much hard owkr, it made us fight—even more than usual—and we didn't earn a dime! What the heck were we thinking? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah we must have been crazy to think the Simpsons could change the face of television! | |
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Latest revision as of 11:40, October 28, 2024
- Bart: Whoa! You can rent out a whole TV channel? Like it was a car or a gun or something?
- Marge: Well, more like a car. It's probably a very small public access station that only broad-casts to Springfield.
- Bart: Cool!
- Otto Mann: I can't wait to see what the Krusty-dude's going to do next.
- Barney Gumble: Me, either. I got a sweet tooth for this stuff.
- Otto: Wow, I can't belive I've finally outgrown the old "pie-in-the-face" bit.
- Sound: Bam! Bam!
- Jasper Beardley: Hey, put something else on! Something new that'll help us rediscover our love affair with TV!
- Krusty the Clown: Put a sock in it! I'm getting killed in the ratings. And no ratings mean no advertising. And no advertising means no money. And no money means... well, that on'es self-explnatory. What are we going to about Simp-TV?
- Dr. Nick: What if we flood them out with my new wonder product, "H3O"—the wettest water you ever tasted?
- Troy McClure: How did he get in here? He isn't even a semi-celebrity.
- Krusty: Well, how much hairpaint have you sold lately, chump? That meshuguna is hocking my new line of artificial hips!
- Kent Brockman: Foucs, people. We've got to come up with something to stop these guys at Simp-TV. They're totally tuned into what the public wants. it's like they're super-geniuses or something.
- Lisa: Get a grip, Bart. I know you've been working hard but we've got a sitatuion on our hands. Take a look at the "bad boy" of Simp-TV!
- Bart: Heh, heh... Hey, that's not bad.
- Lisa: What are you talking about? Thay's crule and sadistic.
- Bart: And your point is...
- Lisa: Bart, this whole channel is pandering to the lowest common denominator in our audience... outside of the amusing context of animated shows and comic books, this kind of violence is just plain mean.
- Bart: But it sells, sister, it sells! I'm taking this channel to the top, and I don't care how many innoncent heads get flushed in the process!
- Lisa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Bart: I don't know—are you thinking about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Krustypop?
- Lisa: No. I'm thinking that we've been working like slaves at Simp-TV and not really enjoying life!
- Bart: Yeah, I guess you're right. It was way too much hard owkr, it made us fight—even more than usual—and we didn't earn a dime! What the heck were we thinking?
- Lisa: Yeah we must have been crazy to think the Simpsons could change the face of television!
