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:'''[[Edna]]:''' Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.
 
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': This isn't going to work, Bart.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} This isn't going to work, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated "R"!
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{{qf|Bart}} Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated R!
:'''[[Homer]]''': We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw, man...
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{{qf|Bart}} Aw, man...
:'''[[Homer]]''': So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
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{{qf|Homer}} So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
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{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Aw, man...
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{{qf|Homer}} Aw, man...
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Like you've actually read "Great Exaggerations."
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{{qf|Bart}} Like you've actually read Great Exaggerations.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': As a matter of fact, I have.
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{{qf|Lisa}} As a matter of fact, I have.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll bet you haven't.
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{{qf|Bart}} I'll bet you haven't.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I have!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I have!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Get real.
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{{qf|Bart}} Get real.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I read it!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I read it!
:'''[[Bart]]''': In your dreams.
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{{qf|Bart}} In your dreams.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'll prove it to you!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I'll prove it to you!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': So, did you get the report finished?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} So, did you get the report finished?
:'''[[Bart]]''': In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
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{{qf|Bart}} In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
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{{qf|Bart}} Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is that like ritalin?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Is that like ritalin?
  
 
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Latest revision as of 07:42, May 15, 2021



Edna Krabappel: Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.

Krusty the Clown: Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
Lisa: This isn't going to work, Bart.
Bart: Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.

Bart: Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated R!
Homer: We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
Bart: Aw, man...
Homer: So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
Squeaky-voiced teen: Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
Homer: Aw, man...

Bart: Like you've actually read Great Exaggerations.
Lisa: As a matter of fact, I have.
Bart: I'll bet you haven't.
Lisa: I have!
Bart: Get real.
Lisa: I read it!
Bart: In your dreams.
Lisa: I'll prove it to you!

Milhouse Van Houten: So, did you get the report finished?
Bart: In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
Milhouse: How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
Bart: Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
Milhouse: Is that like ritalin?