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Difference between revisions of "Now You Wiggum, Now You Don't!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Here you go, Simpson. If you have any problems just call 911.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Here you go, Simpson. If you have any problems just call 911.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh right, were we still doing this?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh right, were we still doing this?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Hi, new daddy!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hi, new daddy!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Um... so what do you do?
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{{qf|Homer}} Um... so what do you do?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' At school I eat things for money.
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{{qf|Ralph}} At school I eat things for money.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Sweet.
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{{qf|Homer}} Sweet.
 
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:'''[[Ralph]]:''' This show is scary! The boat talks!
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{{qf|Ralph}} This show is scary! The boat talks!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' It's all right. The talking boat just helps the police solve crimes.
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{{qf|Homer}} It's all right. The talking boat just helps the police solve crimes.
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Police like my other daddy!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Police like my other daddy!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Homer's not your dad, Ralph. He's barely mine!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer's not your dad, Ralph. He's barely mine!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:'''Time to wake up! It's the father and son picnic!
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{{qf|Homer}} Time to wake up! It's the father and son picnic!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I told you I'm not going!
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{{qf|Bart}} I told you I'm not going!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I wasn't talking to you!
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{{qf|Homer}} I wasn't talking to you!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Oh, boy! Let's go!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Oh, boy! Let's go!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Homer, I decided to be part of the dumb day after all!
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Homer, I decided to be part of the dumb day after all!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Well, Ralph and I...
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, Ralph and I...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Meet my new dad!
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{{qf|Bart}} Meet my new dad!
:'''[[Barney]]:''' Every day with this little one is a gift! Because he's paying me. Braaaap!
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{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Every day with this little one is a gift! Because he's paying me. Braaaap!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Barney?! What's the big idea?
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{{qf|Homer}} Barney?! What's the big idea?
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Do you have any hamster food?
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{{qf|Bart}} Do you have any hamster food?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' here's still some in my pockets!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There's still some in my pockets!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Give it here!
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{{qf|Bart}} Give it here!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Hi, Bart!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Hi, Bart!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Ralph! I'm just going to throw this hamster food on you, okay?
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Ralph! I'm just going to throw this hamster food on you, okay?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Sure!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Sure!
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Latest revision as of 07:09, May 15, 2021



Chief Wiggum: Here you go, Simpson. If you have any problems just call 911.
Homer: Oh right, were we still doing this?
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, new daddy!
Homer: Um... so what do you do?
Ralph: At school I eat things for money.
Homer: Sweet.

Ralph: This show is scary! The boat talks!
Homer: It's all right. The talking boat just helps the police solve crimes.
Ralph: Police like my other daddy!
Bart: Homer's not your dad, Ralph. He's barely mine!

Homer: Time to wake up! It's the father and son picnic!
Bart: I told you I'm not going!
Homer: I wasn't talking to you!
Ralph: Oh, boy! Let's go!

Bart: Hey, Homer, I decided to be part of the dumb day after all!
Homer: Well, Ralph and I...
Bart: Meet my new dad!
Barney Gumble: Every day with this little one is a gift! Because he's paying me. Braaaap!
Homer: Barney?! What's the big idea?

Bart: Do you have any hamster food?
Lisa: There's still some in my pockets!
Bart: Give it here!
Ralph: Hi, Bart!
Bart: Hey, Ralph! I'm just going to throw this hamster food on you, okay?
Ralph: Sure!