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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Of course. What kind of question is that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Here is your assigned pen pal packet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thank you, Miss Hoover. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yes, ma'am. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I see you got your packet too, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} So what? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What country is your pen pal from? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Is that near Turkey? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is that homework, boy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What country was he from? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Michigan. What a different world they live in. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I did? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's the village across the river from Salucca's | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What a co-winkydinik, huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Um... maybe later, okay? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I knew it! | |
| − | : | + | {{qf|Bart}} Mom! |
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Latest revision as of 07:07, May 15, 2021
- Bart: Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
- Marge: Of course. What kind of question is that?
- Bart: Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
- Marge: If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
- Bart: No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
- Ms. Hoover: Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
- Lisa: Thank you, Miss Hoover.
- Ms. Hoover: Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
- Lisa: Yes, ma'am.
- Lisa: I see you got your packet too, Bart.
- Bart: So what?
- Lisa: What country is your pen pal from?
- Bart: None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
- Milhouse: Is that near Turkey?
- Homer: Is that homework, boy?
- Bart: Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
- Homer: I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
- Bart: What country was he from?
- Homer: Michigan. What a different world they live in.
- Lisa: Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
- Bart: I did?
- Lisa: That's the village across the river from Salucca's
- Bart: What a co-winkydinik, huh?
- Lisa: You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!
- Bart: Um... maybe later, okay?
- Lisa: I knew it!
- Bart: Mom!
