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| − | + | {{qf|[[McBain]]}} Hmmm. Dis java tastes a bit different today. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Co-worker}} They must've hired a new coffee guy, McBain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} I added something extra special to your coffee, officer. See if ou can pick out the ingredient. | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} ''[thinking]'' Hmmm. either dis guy is trying to inject some flair into his work, or... | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} ...he's a spy sent by Generalissimo Desanto! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} What? I don't know what that is! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Dat's exactly what a brainwashed sleeper agent would say! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Co-worker}} Calm down, McBain! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} How can I be calm when da Generalissimo is about to disrupt da Yugostanian peace accords? And is mole of a barista is trying to poison me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} Klong! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} [ACK!] Yaaahh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} SSSSS! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} What did you slip in my coffee? Cyanidee mind control pills? Blowfish neurotoxin? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} It... was... | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Your demise will be quicker if you tell me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} It was... ...nutmeg! I grated some nutmeg in your latte! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Huh? Dat's strange. I only lose my cool in the face of certain injustice. My sixth sense for danger is never wrong! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Co-worker}} Maybe you were thrown off by the six cups of coffee you've had today? | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain}} Oh! You're probably right. Guess it's time to switch to decaf! | |
| − | + | {{qf|McBain and Co-worker}} Ha! Ha! Ha! | |
| + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} Can we stop by the hospital? I think I need a skin graft... | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:38, July 27, 2021
- McBain: Hmmm. Dis java tastes a bit different today.
- Co-worker: They must've hired a new coffee guy, McBain.
- Squeaky-voiced teen: I added something extra special to your coffee, officer. See if ou can pick out the ingredient.
- McBain: [thinking] Hmmm. either dis guy is trying to inject some flair into his work, or...
- McBain: ...he's a spy sent by Generalissimo Desanto!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: What? I don't know what that is!
- McBain: Dat's exactly what a brainwashed sleeper agent would say!
- Co-worker: Calm down, McBain!
- McBain: How can I be calm when da Generalissimo is about to disrupt da Yugostanian peace accords? And is mole of a barista is trying to poison me!
- Sound: Klong!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: [ACK!] Yaaahh!
- Sound: SSSSS!
- McBain: What did you slip in my coffee? Cyanidee mind control pills? Blowfish neurotoxin?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: It... was...
- McBain: Your demise will be quicker if you tell me!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: It was... ...nutmeg! I grated some nutmeg in your latte!
- McBain: Huh? Dat's strange. I only lose my cool in the face of certain injustice. My sixth sense for danger is never wrong!
- Co-worker: Maybe you were thrown off by the six cups of coffee you've had today?
- McBain: Oh! You're probably right. Guess it's time to switch to decaf!
- McBain and Co-worker: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Can we stop by the hospital? I think I need a skin graft...
