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Caffeine Fiends!/Quotes

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McBain: Hmmm. Dis java tastes a bit different today.
Co-worker: They must've hired a new coffee guy, McBain.
Squeaky-voiced teen: I added something extra special to your coffee, officer. See if ou can pick out the ingredient.
McBain: [thinking] Hmmm. either dis guy is trying to inject some flair into his work, or...
McBain: ...he's a spy sent by Generalissimo Desanto!
Squeaky-voiced teen: What? I don't know what that is!
McBain: Dat's exactly what a brainwashed sleeper agent would say!
Co-worker: Calm down, McBain!
McBain: How can I be calm when da Generalissimo is about to disrupt da Yugostanian peace accords? And is mole of a barista is trying to poison me!
Sound: Klong!
Squeaky-voiced teen: [ACK!] Yaaahh!
Sound: SSSSS!
McBain: What did you slip in my coffee? Cyanidee mind control pills? Blowfish neurotoxin?
Squeaky-voiced teen: It... was...
McBain: Your demise will be quicker if you tell me!
Squeaky-voiced teen: It was... ...nutmeg! I grated some nutmeg in your latte!
McBain: Huh? Dat's strange. I only lose my cool in the face of certain injustice. My sixth sense for danger is never wrong!
Co-worker: Maybe you were thrown off by the six cups of coffee you've had today?
McBain: Oh! You're probably right. Guess it's time to switch to decaf!
McBain and Co-worker: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Squeaky-voiced teen: Can we stop by the hospital? I think I need a skin graft...