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'''Barbara Belfry''' is the manager of [[St. Giles Orphanage]] and the wife of [[Sideshow Mel]]. She also used to be a javelin thrower.
  
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'''Abraham Lincoln''' (or "'''Honest Abe'''"), known to [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] as '''Mr. Pennyface''', was the 16th [[President of the United States]]. He was in office from 1861 to 1865 (during the {{w|American Civil War}}) and was assassinated a month after the start of his second term.
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Barb used to be a javelin thrower, until her breasts became too big to be an athlete any more.
  
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In 1860, [[Mabel Simpson]] was trying to get [[Virgil]] to Canada. Along the way, Mabel saw herself and Virgil on a "MISSING" poster, and figured that they would most definitely be found because of Mabel's large hair. They then happened on Abraham Lincoln in the road, and when he saw their problem, Lincoln said she could wear his tall hat to hide her hair. When Mabel put it on, she asked how she looked. Lincoln said that she looked like a pot-bellied stove, and Mabel gave him a dirty look. Lincoln then defended himself by saying "Hey, hey. Honest Abe."
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When [[Ned Flanders]] came across a large amount of money, he donated it to St. Giles Orphanage, which Barb ran. Whilst Ned wanted to make the donation anonymously, Barb convinced him to make the donation in the name of someone else, so Ned chose his grandfather, [[Ned Flanders I]]. This donation led to [[Costas Becker]] going after Ned.
  
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Mabel and Virgil made their getaway to Canada, married and later had a child, [[Abraham Simpson I]], who [[Grampa]] said was named after Abraham Lincoln. Since Lincoln's timely assistance made it possible for Mabel and Virgil to marry and have children, this may well be true.
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Barb became smitten with Ned and asked him out on a date to the Springfield Winter Market, which Ned accepted. After their date, they went back to Barb's house and Barb invited Ned in. As they made out, Ned noticed that Barb had multiple pictures of her with [[Sideshow Mel]], then realized that she was married to him. Barb explained to Ned that she and Mel had an arrangement and that she could sleep with anyone she wanted to. However, Ned was uncomfortable with this and decided to leave...
  
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Barbara Belfry is the manager of St. Giles Orphanage and the wife of Sideshow Mel. She also used to be a javelin thrower.

Barb used to be a javelin thrower, until her breasts became too big to be an athlete any more.

When Ned Flanders came across a large amount of money, he donated it to St. Giles Orphanage, which Barb ran. Whilst Ned wanted to make the donation anonymously, Barb convinced him to make the donation in the name of someone else, so Ned chose his grandfather, Ned Flanders I. This donation led to Costas Becker going after Ned.

Barb became smitten with Ned and asked him out on a date to the Springfield Winter Market, which Ned accepted. After their date, they went back to Barb's house and Barb invited Ned in. As they made out, Ned noticed that Barb had multiple pictures of her with Sideshow Mel, then realized that she was married to him. Barb explained to Ned that she and Mel had an arrangement and that she could sleep with anyone she wanted to. However, Ned was uncomfortable with this and decided to leave...

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