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| − | ==Featured Article== | + | [[File:Lori Spivak.png|160px|left|link=Lori Spivak]] |
| | + | '''Dr. Lori Spivak''' is a nuclear engineer who works at the [[Kevät Kenttä Nuclear Power Plant]]. |
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| + | When [[Homer]] was offered the opportunity to apply for a job at the Kevät Kenttä Nuclear Power Plant, he joined a Zoom call with [[Onni Korhonen]] and Dr. Spivak, not realizing that Dr. Spivak was conducting her interview at the time. Onni Korhonen told Dr. Spivak to get off the call while he quickly interviewed Homer, not expecting the interview to last too long. However, Homer received help from [[Professor Frink]] and performed exceptionally well in the interview, getting the job over Dr. Spivak. This greatly angered Dr. Spivak, as she felt that she was the more qualified candidate. |
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| − | ==Alfreds==
| + | Dr. Spivak was also hired by the Kevät Kenttä Nuclear Power Plant, but as Homer's assistant. Dr. Spivak became very suspicious of Homer and accused him of using a chatbot to get answers to everything. When she realized that this wasn’t the case, she called in [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] to discuss Homer's performance at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]. She learned from them that Homer was terrible at his job, so she went snooping in Homer's office and found the earpiece he had been using to communicate with Professor Frink. Dr. Spivak confronted Frink over the earpiece, and he decided to stop helping Homer because he had crossed the line... |
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| − | *'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
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| − | *'''Josie Alfred''' is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
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| − | *'''Jackie Alfred''' is the dead father.
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| − | *'''Gary Alfred''' is the grandfather.
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| − | *'''Jane Alfred''' is the grandmother.
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| − | *'''Uncle Jason''' is the moonshine uncle.
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| − | *'''Lord Pee''' is Alfred's weird cousin.
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| − | *'''Al Fred Alfred''' is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
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| − | *'''Winkenstein Alfred''' is Uncle Jason's son.
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| − | *''Moonshine brother of Gary''
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| − | ==Bobbulas==
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| − | *'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
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| − | *'''Wendy Bobbula''' is Randall's wife.
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| − | *'''Danietta Bobbula''' is Randall's submissive daughter.
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| − | *'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother.
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| − | ==Matthews==
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| − | *'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred'''
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| − | *'''Clara Matthews''' is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
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| − | *'''Gramma and Grampa Matthews''' are Clara's grandparents.
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| − | *'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son.
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| − | ==McGrath==
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| − | *'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Loony Larry McGrath''' is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
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| − | *'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother.
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| − | ==Cook==
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| − | *'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
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| − | *'''William Cook''' is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
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| − | *'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.
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| − | ==Mill Workers==
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| − | *'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker,
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| − | *'''Brad''' is a short one.
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| − | *'''Luke''' is the medium-sized one.
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| − | *''Unnamed mill worker''
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| − | ==Corbins==
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| − | *'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper.
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| − | *'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father.
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| − | ==Vordermeers==
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| − | *'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
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| − | *'''Driddheim''' is the bratty son.
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| − | *'''Entweiler''' is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
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| − | *'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister.
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| − | ==Lodikrap==
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| − | *'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie.
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| − | *'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother.
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| − | ==Others==
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| − | *'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father.
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| − | *'''Erica Wimblinstein''' is a Goth girl.
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| − | *'''Me''' is a TBH.
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| − | *'''Admiral Wombat''' is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
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| − | :'''Mr. Chicken''' is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried.
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| − | :'''The Colonel''' tries to destroy Mr. Chicken. | |
| − | :'''Mark Moron''' is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "[[The Carlow Crab]]".
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| − | :'''Wicklow Wasp''' is the Crab's main enemy.
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| − | :'''Lord Steiner''' is a German Guy.
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| − | *'''Mr. Robinson''' is the obese boss at the mill.
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| − | *'''Danny Faintomb''' A biker who knew Corbin.
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| − | *'''Scarab''' Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
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| − | *'''Mr. MacEnis''' is a giant penis.
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| − | *'''Merfhiggen Morderveer''' is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Mr. Rednex|this]].
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| − | *'''Dumb Dawg''' is a dumb dawg.
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| − | *'''Sith Johnson''' is a mill owner.
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| − | *'''Camden Countysman''' is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
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| − | *'''Lyndon Johnson''' is Sith's brother.
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| − | *'''Nelson Arlenass''' is an astronaut from Burlington.
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| − | *'''Wallace Ihitballs''' is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
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| − | *'''Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn''' is the normal Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn''' is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
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| − | *'''Wachaun''' is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
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| − | *'''Wikipedia Morderveer''' is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
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| − | *'''Mailman''' is a buffoonish mailman.
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| − | *'''Trent Burns''' is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Tara''' is a cheerleader.
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| − | *'''Tilikia Wallburg''' is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Samantha''' is Erica's friend.
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| − | *'''Luben Becker''' is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
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| − | *'''Stuben Becker''' is Luben's snobby brother.
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| − | *''Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store''.
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| − | *'''Joe Stenbert''' is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
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| − | *'''Mr. Potts''' is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
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| − | *'''Bartholomew Breastenheimer''' is a yuppie from Chapel [[hank|Hill]].
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| − | *'''Farley Canns''' is the owner of a junkyard.
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| − | *'''Cory Nathan''' is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
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| − | *'''Ronny Wing''' owns a [[gun store]]!
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| − | *'''Fred Lipschitz''' works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
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| − | *'''Gerald McGraham''' is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
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| − | *''Unnamed friends of Tilikia''
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| − | *'''Mary Stenbert''' is Joe's wife.
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| − | *'''Talking Towers''' are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
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| − | *'''Arthur''' is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "[[Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur]]".
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| − | *'''Zorgin Hmorgin''' sometimes appears.
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| − | *'''The Gay Club''' is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.
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Dr. Spivak was also hired by the Kevät Kenttä Nuclear Power Plant, but as Homer's assistant. Dr. Spivak became very suspicious of Homer and accused him of using a chatbot to get answers to everything. When she realized that this wasn’t the case, she called in Lenny and Carl to discuss Homer's performance at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. She learned from them that Homer was terrible at his job, so she went snooping in Homer's office and found the earpiece he had been using to communicate with Professor Frink. Dr. Spivak confronted Frink over the earpiece, and he decided to stop helping Homer because he had crossed the line...
