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| − | + | {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Can I be my cat, Mittens? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Use your imagination. ''[She starts handing out supplies to the students.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Janey Powell]]}} I'll be a princess. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'll be [[Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Of course, Lisa. | |
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:''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]'' | :''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} I'll be a horse. No, '''two''' horses! ''[He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} ''[drily]'' You can be three horses if you want. | |
:''[The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]'' | :''[The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} ''[trying to shake the bottle loose]'' Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Ralph, I am not your mom. ''[groaning, to herself]'' Oh no, it begins! | |
:''[Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]'' | :''[Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Ha ha ha! I fell again! ''[He tries to get up and trips and falls again.]'' Ahhh! This is fun! | |
:''[Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]'' | :''[Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Do I look like a horse yet? | |
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:''[Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]'' | :''[Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Allison Taylor]]}} ''[wearing a pair of butterfly wings]'' Great costume, Lisa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself]'' I'm sure I'll win first prize. | |
| − | :''[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are | + | :''[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are Principal Skinner, who is carrying a blue ribbon, and Miss Hoover. They approach Lisa.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} That's a perfect costume! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} It's just adorable! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[to herself, grinning in triumph]'' I knew it! ''[She begins an acceptance speech.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Thank you, I wasn't expec— ''[cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by]'' Hello! I'm over here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} And we have a winner! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Miss Hoover}} I agree. Who would have thought it! | |
| − | :''[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to | + | :''[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to Ralph. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[walking away]'' Best mummy costume ever! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} ''[completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon]'' Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses! | |
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Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Miss Hoover: Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
- Ralph Wiggum: Can I be my cat, Mittens?
- Miss Hoover: Use your imagination. [She starts handing out supplies to the students.]
- Janey Powell: I'll be a princess.
- Lisa: I'll be Ms. Liberty.
- Miss Hoover: Of course, Lisa.
- [Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]
- Ralph: I'll be a horse. No, two horses! [He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]
- Miss Hoover: [drily] You can be three horses if you want.
- [The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]
- Ralph: [trying to shake the bottle loose] Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
- Miss Hoover: Ralph, I am not your mom. [groaning, to herself] Oh no, it begins!
- [Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]
- Ralph: Ha ha ha! I fell again! [He tries to get up and trips and falls again.] Ahhh! This is fun!
- [Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]
- Ralph: Do I look like a horse yet?
- [Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]
- Allison Taylor: [wearing a pair of butterfly wings] Great costume, Lisa!
- Lisa: [costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself] I'm sure I'll win first prize.
- [It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are Principal Skinner, who is carrying a blue ribbon, and Miss Hoover. They approach Lisa.]
- Principal Skinner: That's a perfect costume!
- Miss Hoover: It's just adorable!
- Lisa: [to herself, grinning in triumph] I knew it! [She begins an acceptance speech.]
- Lisa: Thank you, I wasn't expec— [cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by] Hello! I'm over here!
- Principal Skinner: And we have a winner!
- Miss Hoover: I agree. Who would have thought it!
- [Skinner gives the blue ribbon to Ralph. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]
- Principal Skinner: [walking away] Best mummy costume ever!
- Ralph: [completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon] Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!
