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− | + | '''"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard"''' is a song by [[Bart Simpson]]. | |
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− | + | == Lyrics == | |
+ | :My hands were on the gradebook | ||
+ | :where the students' marks are stored. | ||
+ | :The teacher burst upon the scene. | ||
+ | :"Put down that book!" she roared. | ||
+ | :Now I'm writing out these words | ||
+ | :one hundred times on the blackboard: | ||
+ | :"I will not steal gradebooks." | ||
− | '' | + | :Man, this task is disconcertin'. |
+ | :Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'. | ||
+ | :There is one thing that is certain: | ||
+ | :I will not steal gradebooks. | ||
− | + | == Behind the Laughter == | |
+ | The song is to the tune of "{{W|The Battle Hymn of the Republic}}". | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:58, July 18, 2020
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Song Information
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"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics[edit]
- My hands were on the gradebook
- where the students' marks are stored.
- The teacher burst upon the scene.
- "Put down that book!" she roared.
- Now I'm writing out these words
- one hundred times on the blackboard:
- "I will not steal gradebooks."
- Man, this task is disconcertin'.
- Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
- There is one thing that is certain:
- I will not steal gradebooks.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".