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| − | '' | + | :''[Bart runs to Homer after he is shot by a tranquilizer dart]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Avenge me, son. Avenge my death. | |
| − | '' | + | :''[Homer starts to snore loudly and Bart looks at him surprised]'' |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | '' | + | :''[At a press conference scientists discuss their findings on Homer]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|German Scientist}} This much I believe we can agree upon: this specimen is either a below-average human being or...a brilliant beast. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | '' | + | :''[Homer and Bart search for a way out of the forest]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Through here, boy. Back to civilization. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} How do you know? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} When you're an experienced woodsman like me, you get a feel for these things. It becomes natural, like a third sense. | |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Bob the RV salesman tries to sell Homer the small, beat up RV]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cowboy Bob|Bob]]}} Mr. Simpson, you're never gonna own a better RV. And I don't mean that in a good way. I mean literally, buddy. This is for you, you know? It's this or a wagon. | |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Bob the RV salesman checks Homer's credit on a computer, and a siren wails when the results come back]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Is that a good siren? Am I approved? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} You ever known a siren to be good? ''[Chuckles'') No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind, telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're outta business." That's what the siren says. | |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Bob the RV salesman shows the Simpson family the "Ultimate Behemoth"]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Does it have its own satellite dish, sir? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} You can tell your son it has its own satellite. The VanStar One, launched last February, just for this thing, that's all. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa, man! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm not sure that we can afford-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Does it have a deep fryer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} It has four of them—one for each part of the chicken. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | '' | + | :''[A naturalist captures a muddy Homer on tape and the footage is shown on the news]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Reporter}} Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, it's foul language and, most of all, it's indescribable stench. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | '' | + | :''[Homer and Bart survive after falling over a waterfall]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart, my beautiful son! Why couldn't You have taken me? Of all the fates on Heaven and Earth, why did this one befall me? (Sobs Loudly) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Don't have a cow, Dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What the—D'oh! ''[Sees Bart on the other side of the river) ''You're alive! And (Chuckles) butt naked! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm not the only one who's naked, Home boy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What? Oh! (''Chuckles'') Jungle man. | |
| − | '' | + | :''[Homer beats his chest and hollers like Tarzan]'' |
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| − | '' | + | :''[After his RV crashes at the bottom of a canyon, Homer needs a minute alone]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[To Marge and the kids]'' Now you all stay here for a minute while I go over this way and try to get my bearings. | |
| − | '' | + | :''[Homer walks into the woods a little ways]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What am I gonna do? I've murdered us all! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer's Echo}} I've murdered us all! I've murdered us all! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Shut up! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer's Echo}} Shut up! Shut up! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer's Echo}} D'oh! D'oh! | |
| − | '' | + | :''[Marge groans, as she and the kids can hear Homer's echo]'' |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Bart and Lisa entertain each other in the back seat of the RV]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Turkey farm? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Skunks? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Slaughterhouse? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What are you doing back there? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} We're playing, "What's that odor?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad's feet? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You win, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Lisa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Are we there yet, Dad? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game. | |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Homer drives by Ned Flanders's house in his "new" RV]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, Flanders! Look what I've got! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} (''Whistles'') Oh, she's a beaut! Hey, congratulations, Simpson! I'm sure you'll have loads of fun! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} (''Chuckles to Marge]'' Jealous. | |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Homer's "Bigfoot" story is reported on TV]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Reporter}} Naturally, we'll have more on this story as soon as it develops. We now return you to the President's address, already in progress. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | '' | + | :''[Homer and Bart head off to find civilization]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Remember, Dad, the handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} (''Chuckles'') That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods. | |
| − | '' | + | :''[Marge and Lisa both groan]'' |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Dad, how come we can't get a decent mower, like the Flanders have? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just be happy with what you've got, son. Don't try to keep up with the Flander-es-es. | |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Bob the RV salesman sees Homer walk onto the lot]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bob}} Thank you, God. | |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Ned Flanders shows off his new RV to Homer]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But, uh, how can you afford something like this, Ned? I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $27 a week more than I do. | |
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- [Bart runs to Homer after he is shot by a tranquilizer dart]
- Homer: Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.
- [Homer starts to snore loudly and Bart looks at him surprised]
- [At a press conference scientists discuss their findings on Homer]
- German Scientist: This much I believe we can agree upon: this specimen is either a below-average human being or...a brilliant beast.
- [Homer and Bart search for a way out of the forest]
- Homer: Through here, boy. Back to civilization.
- Bart: How do you know?
- Homer: When you're an experienced woodsman like me, you get a feel for these things. It becomes natural, like a third sense.
- [Bob the RV salesman tries to sell Homer the small, beat up RV]
- Bob: Mr. Simpson, you're never gonna own a better RV. And I don't mean that in a good way. I mean literally, buddy. This is for you, you know? It's this or a wagon.
- [Bob the RV salesman checks Homer's credit on a computer, and a siren wails when the results come back]
- Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved?
- Bob: You ever known a siren to be good? [Chuckles) No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind, telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're outta business." That's what the siren says.
- [Bob the RV salesman shows the Simpson family the "Ultimate Behemoth"]
- Bart: Does it have its own satellite dish, sir?
- Bob: You can tell your son it has its own satellite. The VanStar One, launched last February, just for this thing, that's all.
- Bart: Whoa, man!
- Marge: I'm not sure that we can afford--
- Homer: Does it have a deep fryer?
- Bob: It has four of them—one for each part of the chicken.
- [A naturalist captures a muddy Homer on tape and the footage is shown on the news]
- Reporter: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, it's foul language and, most of all, it's indescribable stench.
- [Homer and Bart survive after falling over a waterfall]
- Homer: Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart, my beautiful son! Why couldn't You have taken me? Of all the fates on Heaven and Earth, why did this one befall me? (Sobs Loudly)
- Bart: Don't have a cow, Dad.
- Homer: What the—D'oh! [Sees Bart on the other side of the river) You're alive! And (Chuckles) butt naked!
- Bart: I'm not the only one who's naked, Home boy.
- Homer: What? Oh! (Chuckles) Jungle man.
- [Homer beats his chest and hollers like Tarzan]
- [After his RV crashes at the bottom of a canyon, Homer needs a minute alone]
- Homer: [To Marge and the kids] Now you all stay here for a minute while I go over this way and try to get my bearings.
- [Homer walks into the woods a little ways]
- Homer: What am I gonna do? I've murdered us all!
- Homer's Echo: I've murdered us all! I've murdered us all!
- Homer: Shut up!
- Homer's Echo: Shut up! Shut up!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Homer's Echo: D'oh! D'oh!
- [Marge groans, as she and the kids can hear Homer's echo]
- [Bart and Lisa entertain each other in the back seat of the RV]
- Bart: Turkey farm?
- Lisa: No.
- Bart: Skunks?
- Lisa: No.
- Bart: Slaughterhouse?
- Lisa: No.
- Marge: What are you doing back there?
- Lisa: We're playing, "What's that odor?"
- Bart: Dad's feet?
- Homer: Bart!
- Lisa: You win, Bart.
- Homer: Lisa!
- Bart: Are we there yet, Dad?
- Homer: I'll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game.
- [Homer drives by Ned Flanders's house in his "new" RV]
- Homer: Hey, Flanders! Look what I've got!
- Ned Flanders: (Whistles) Oh, she's a beaut! Hey, congratulations, Simpson! I'm sure you'll have loads of fun!
- Homer: (Chuckles to Marge] Jealous.
- [Homer's "Bigfoot" story is reported on TV]
- Reporter: Naturally, we'll have more on this story as soon as it develops. We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
- [Homer and Bart head off to find civilization]
- Lisa: Remember, Dad, the handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star.
- Homer: (Chuckles) That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.
- [Marge and Lisa both groan]
- Bart: Hey, Dad, how come we can't get a decent mower, like the Flanders have?
- Homer: Just be happy with what you've got, son. Don't try to keep up with the Flander-es-es.
- [Bob the RV salesman sees Homer walk onto the lot]
- Bob: Thank you, God.
- [Ned Flanders shows off his new RV to Homer]
- Homer: But, uh, how can you afford something like this, Ned? I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $27 a week more than I do.
