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Latest revision as of 17:21, July 26, 2024


St. Patrick's Day 'assacre
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016
Requirement(s): Notre Dame of Springfield
Required characters: Groundskeeper Seamus, Willie, Wiggum
Optional characters: Father Sean, Homer, Roscoe, Tom O'Flanagan

St. Patrick's Day 'assacre is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 content update. It requires the Notre Dame of Springfield to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
Groundskeeper Seamus Alright b'ys, time to knock noggins about St. Patrick's Day. But let's keep it twisted under our twill.
Homer Wait a minute, are you with that drunken Irish militant group?
Groundskeeper Seamus - Happy There's some redundancy there but that's us. The Irish Pride Alliance. IPA for short!
Homer - Happy IPA?! IB swayed! I'm in!
If O'Flanagan's Pub is owned: Task: "Make the IPA Secretly Drink IPAs at O'Flanagan's" (x3). The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 4 hours.
If O'Flanagan's Pub is not owned: Task: "Make Seamus Drink at Moe's" (x3). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Groundskeeper Seamus, Father Sean, Homer, Roscoe, and Tom O'Flanagan

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
Groundskeeper Seamus - Drunk St. Patrick's day should be every day. Beer all year!
Willie - Angry Speaking on behalf o' the town: stop this drunken Irish mayhem!
Moe - Angry Hey buddy, what do you got against drinking and mayhem?
Willie Nothing. I just want t' make room for drunken Scottish mayhem!
Task: "Reach Level 10 And Build Willie's Shack".
Task: "Make Seamus Drink a Can of Beer". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Willie Drink a Can of Scotch". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
Groundskeeper Seamus - Drunk HEY! I know you! Yer that other bloody groundskeeper! All ye haggis eaters look alike.
Willie - Drunk Keep yer unconherent blithering t' yerself you tater 'ating dunderheid!
Task: "Make Seamus Fight Willie". The job takes place at the Notre Dame of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
Tom O'Flanagan Looks like fisticuffs and brouhahas are breakin' out all over!
Quimby - Annoyed If I can't bury my head to all this malarkey, I'll have to institute martial law!
Jasper My beard's talking to me and its got a better idea – ban all Irish from entering Springfield.
Jasper My beard's tough on outsiders.
Wiggum Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay... let's ban all Irish!
Task: "Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary".
Task: "Make Seamus Go to Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Willie Go to Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours.
Groundskeeper Seamus - Hungover Ugh, Seamus is so hungover... with the biggest headache ever.
Willie - Hungover Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's!
Willie - Hungover I'll need to toss back a couple more if we're bangin' heads again.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
Groundskeeper Seamus - Sad We're outta the barley mash and I've lost the will to fight me friend.
Willie - Sad Lost the will to fight a friend?! Then you've lost the will to live!
Homer If you need more liquid anger, I have some chocolate-covered liquor candy!
Homer Most are from Christmas. They might have gone bad--
Groundskeeper Seamus THAT'LL do 'er!
Task: "Make Seamus Eat Liquor Chocolates". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Willie Eat Liquor Chocolates". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub or Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours.
Groundskeeper Seamus - Mouth Full These old chocolate liquor bottles are amazing!
Willie - Drunk I'm a kid at Christmas again – drunk and sick to me stomach!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark
Groundskeeper Seamus ...So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar... I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.
Willie - Happy HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own!
Groundskeeper Seamus It's a warm up to knockin' the Scots, ya bagpipe blowin' caber tosser!
Willie - Angry Git a sense o' humor ya bleedin' tick, geebag, dried-up haggis!
Task: "Make Seamus Fight Willie". The job takes place at the Notre Dame of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20