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Latest revision as of 11:19, May 15, 2021
- Marge: I've been to the library!
- Homer: I'm not allowed there anymore. But on the bright side, I won the screaming contest.
- Lenny Leonard: He sure did.
- Marge: This is the oldest book about Springfield they had!
- Lenny: Are you sure this is going to work?
- Homer: Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore.
- Principal Skinner: I quite like school! I plan to work there one day!
- Homer: You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever--
- Stevie King: Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it!
- Homer: What are you going to call it?
- Stevie King: "It."
- Homer: That's what I'm asking! What are you going to call it?
- Stevie King: "It."
- Homer: Are you going to tell me the name of it or not?
- Stevie King: I just did!
- Homer: Why you little--!
- Stevie King: [GAK!] Cujo! Attack!
- Krusty the Clown: Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination?
- Bart: Don't need it!
- Lisa: TV and the Internet get the job done for us!
- Krusty: I'm starving here!
- Mayor Quimby: I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels!
