Difference between revisions of "The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth/Quotes"

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Marge: I don't want them living in our house. They're disturbing.

Homer: But Marge, they don't take up a lot of room and they live on Krusty kreamy-os and Buzz Cola. They're like sea monkeys but without the upkeep!

Marge: Okay, okay, they can live here as long as they stay in the garage.

Benjamin: Thanks, Mrs. Simpson.

Doug: You have the wisdom of Captain Sheridan and the beauty of Vampirella.

Gary: The 1970's Warren Vampirella. Not the 90's sell-out version.

Marge: Umm... thank you.

Lisa: What are you doing?

Bart: Observing the nerds in their natural habitat and making notes about their behavior.

Lisa: How Jane Goodall. Is this for school?

Bart: Nah, Nelson pays good money for any info on nersd. It gives his bullying an edge. I'm gonna attempt interaction.

Homer: I'm late for work. No one better be sleeping under the car. Hey... what's going on? Kreamy-os with double stuff? Did you guys become millionaires overnight?

Doug: Yep! Orders are pouring in for the full version of our new game.

Gary: We're richer than Dean Haglund!

Homer: Video, game, 'eh? Y'know, back in high school. They usded to call me Mr. Pong!

Benjamin: It's about a guy who's a demonhunting, undercover, military babe-magnent. We call it DUMB for short.

Troy McClure: Troy McClure, you might remember me from such film as...

Gary: I know your entire filmography by heart Mr. Mclure, All the President's Monkeys, Android Beach Party, Back to the Sequel, Butter-the Motion Picture, The Cougar and the Polka King, Cut it Out-the Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper, Dracula's Disco-Studio Fify Gore, Driving Mr. T...

Troy McClure: Slow down! I'm blushing already!

Homer: So I guess what I'm saying is I'm sorry I let Barney sell your multi-milion dollar company for peanuts.

Doug: How much did you get?

Homer: I told you—a bowl of peanuts.

Gary: Aren't those free in bars?

Homer: Yeah, well Barney isn't the savy businessman that I am.

Gary: It's okay, Mr. Simpson. "Very Comfortable Sassy Pants and Modems Yes" hired us a software designers.