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"Live Through Your Kid"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Kevin Michael Richardson Chris Edgerly Fletcher Sheridan Rick Logan Greg Whipple[1] Characters: Earl Woods Sports dads Length: 1:10 Writer(s): Music: Chris Ledesma Lyrics: Rob LaZebnik Appearance(s): "E My Sports"

"Live Through Your Kid" is a song sung by Earl Woods and other sports fathers in Homer's dream.

Lyrics

Man 1:

Never wanted Roland-Garros.

Man 2

Never made it to the show.

Man 3:

Never won the Stanley Cup trophy,

For five years in a row.

All:

There's nothing in our lives that we ever really did.

Except made our child a superstar,

And lived through our kid.

Live, live through your kid.

Wake him up at 5:00.

Live, live through your kid.

It's the only way to feel alive.

Man 3:

Strap him to a hockey stick,

While he is still asleep in bed.

Man 4:

Build a scary dragon to fire tennis balls,

Right at his head.

Man 2:

There's no training that's too tortuous,

Or cruel to play this game.

Earl Woods:

Because when they win at Pebble Beach,

You share in the fame.

All:

Live, live through your kid,

Homeschooled by his mom.

Live, live through your kid,

They'll surely come to hate you,

But that's later on.

Man 5:

There is absolutely nothing like,

Living through your kid.

Appearances

• Episode – "E My Sports"

References