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Season 1 Episode Quotes
008 "The Telltale Head"
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"Life on the Fast Lane"
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[Bart and Lisa argue about which birthday present Marge likes better.]
Bart: Told ya she likes mine better.
Lisa: Oh, brother!
Homer: Hold on. Hold on, now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.
[Homer signals the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Marge.]
Waiters: [Singing in unison.]
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson
Happy birthday to you
[Homer hands Marge her present across the table and a bowling ball falls out of the bottom and onto the birthday cake.]
Homer: Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off. Beauty, isn't she?

[Marge bowls a strike with Jacques' instruction.]
Marge: You're a very good teacher.
Jacques: Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,--
Marge: Hmmm.
Jacques:—which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split. Do you Marge?
Marge: Hmmm, no.
Jacques: Well, first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop!"
Season 1 Quotes
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Bart the Genius Homer's Odyssey There's No Disgrace Like Home Bart the General Moaning Lisa The Call of the Simpsons The Telltale Head Life on the Fast Lane Homer's Night Out The Crepes of Wrath Krusty Gets Busted Some Enchanted Evening