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==Lyrics==
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'''"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard"''' is a song by [[Bart Simpson]].
''My hands were on the gradebook where the''
 
  
''students' marks are stored.''
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== Lyrics ==
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:My hands were on the gradebook
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:where the students' marks are stored.
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:The teacher burst upon the scene.
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:"Put down that book!" she roared.
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:Now I'm writing out these words
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:one hundred times on the blackboard:
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:"I will not steal gradebooks."
  
''The teacher burst upon the scene.''
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:Man, this task is disconcertin'.
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:Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
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:There is one thing that is certain:
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:I will not steal gradebooks.
  
''"Put down that book!" she roared.''
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The song is to the tune of "{{W|The Battle Hymn of the Republic}}".
  
''Now I'm writing out these words one hundred''
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== Appearances ==
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*{{bon|Mutant Melodies}}
  
''times on the blackboard:''
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''"I will not steal gradebooks."''
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[[Category:Parody songs]]
 
 
 
 
''Man, this task is disconcertin'.''
 
 
 
''Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
 
 
 
''There is one thing that is certain:''
 
 
 
''I will not steal gradebooks.''
 
 
 
==Behind the Laughter==
 
*The song is to the tune of ''{{W|The Battle Hymn of the Republic}}''.
 
 
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 
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Latest revision as of 16:58, July 18, 2020

"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard"
Song Information
Characters: Bart Simpson
Appearance(s): Mutant Melodies

"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.

Lyrics[edit]

My hands were on the gradebook
where the students' marks are stored.
The teacher burst upon the scene.
"Put down that book!" she roared.
Now I'm writing out these words
one hundred times on the blackboard:
"I will not steal gradebooks."
Man, this task is disconcertin'.
Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
There is one thing that is certain:
I will not steal gradebooks.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".

Appearances[edit]