Difference between revisions of "Phone Homer!/Quotes"
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:'''[[Judge Snyder]]:''' Huh? Yeah sure, whatever... | :'''[[Judge Snyder]]:''' Huh? Yeah sure, whatever... | ||
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:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]:''' We wanted to get Marge Simpson to do our potrait and dis was de only way! | :'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]:''' We wanted to get Marge Simpson to do our potrait and dis was de only way! | ||
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Revision as of 13:14, April 30, 2020
- Raphael: Hey, buddy, you're fired!
- Matt Groening: What? Fine! I don't need this job! I've got ideas for TV shows! Big ideas!
- Raphael: Yeah, yeah... good luck with that.
- Marge: Homie, I have some good news nad some bad news...
- Homer: What's the good news?
- Marge: I'm having an art show this weekend!
- Homer: And the bad?
- Marge: The store was sold out of the shirt and pants I normally buy you, and you've ruined the others with your sweat stains! I had to buy you different ones. I hope you liek them.
- Homer: Oh, why does everyone ike the things I like now?
- Blue-haired lawyer: Your honor, would you please instruct the court to pay attention during my cross examination?
- Judge Snyder: Huh? Yeah sure, whatever...
- Blue-haired lawyer: So, Mr. Wolfcastle, why did you and your daughter tip over all those mailboxes?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: We wanted to get Marge Simpson to do our potrait and dis was de only way!
- Homer: Hey, kids... where's your mother?
- Lisa: Working.
- Bart: She's doing both day and night court! Maggie tried to make a soufflé, but it fell. Probably because it was made of mud.
- Homer: That's it! We're going out for dinner!
- Bart: Krusty Burger?
- Homer: Nah, we'd never get in!
- Judge Snyder: Hello, Marge, would you like a piece of pie?
- Marge: What about court?
- Judge Snyder: It's eat and nap day!
- Marge: What? That's just a silly holiday Homer made up years ago!
- Judge Snyder: Well, it's the law now, so either eat or sleep, or I'll have you arrested!
- Marge: Arrested by who? Everyone's eating or sleeping!
- Judge Snyder: Touché! Now if you'll excuse me... zzzzzz!
- Marge: Oh my goodness! Everyone in Springfield is acting all looney tunes!
