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Difference between revisions of "This Old Clown"

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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
:'''Krusty''':
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:'''Krusty:'''
 
:This old clown, tee-hee-hee,
 
:This old clown, tee-hee-hee,
 
:He's as happy as can be,
 
:He's as happy as can be,
 
:'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!
 
:'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!
  
:'''[[Nelson]] and [[Milhouse]]''':
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:'''[[Nelson]] and [[Milhouse]]:'''
 
:''Booooooooo!''
 
:''Booooooooo!''
  
:'''Nelson''':
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:'''Nelson:'''
 
:''I walked nineteen miles for this?''
 
:''I walked nineteen miles for this?''
  
:'''Krusty''':
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:'''Krusty:'''
 
:Can't you kids be glad for me?
 
:Can't you kids be glad for me?
  
:'''Lisa''':
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:I am her, she is me,
 
:I am her, she is me,
 
:I'm just like [[Princess Penelope|Penelope]].
 
:I'm just like [[Princess Penelope|Penelope]].

Revision as of 09:39, October 8, 2019

This Old Clown is a song sung by Krusty and Lisa in the episode Once Upon a Time in Springfield. It is set to the tune of the traditional children's song "This Old Man."

Lyrics

Krusty:
This old clown, tee-hee-hee,
He's as happy as can be,
'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!
Nelson and Milhouse:
Booooooooo!
Nelson:
I walked nineteen miles for this?
Krusty:
Can't you kids be glad for me?
Lisa:
I am her, she is me,
I'm just like Penelope.
(Bart unplugs the television.)
It's still on in my head,
It will be there till I'm dead.
(Lisa hums the rest of the song and Bart groans.)