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| − | :'''Sharry Bobbins''' | + | :'''Sharry Bobbins:''' |
:''It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.'' | :''It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:''But we're not sleepy.'' | :''But we're not sleepy.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:''Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.'' | :''Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''Yes, sing us a song!'' | :''Yes, sing us a song!'' | ||
| − | :'''Sharry Bobbins''' | + | :'''Sharry Bobbins:''' |
:''I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.'' | :''I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.'' | ||
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:Is pleading his case. | :Is pleading his case. | ||
| − | :'''Barney''' | + | :'''Barney:''' |
:Buy me a beer, | :Buy me a beer, | ||
:Two bucks a glass. | :Two bucks a glass. | ||
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:I'll drink turpentine. | :I'll drink turpentine. | ||
| − | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Moe:''' |
:Move it, ya drunk, | :Move it, ya drunk, | ||
:Or I'll blast your rear end! | :Or I'll blast your rear end! | ||
| − | :'''Barney''' | + | :'''Barney:''' |
:I've found two bucks. | :I've found two bucks. | ||
| − | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Moe:''' |
:Then come in, my friend. | :Then come in, my friend. | ||
| − | :'''Sharry Bobbins''' | + | :'''Sharry Bobbins:''' |
:And so, let us leave, | :And so, let us leave, | ||
:On this heartwarming scene. | :On this heartwarming scene. | ||
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' |
:Can I be a boozehound? | :Can I be a boozehound? | ||
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' |
:Not till you're fifteen. | :Not till you're fifteen. | ||
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Song Information
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"A Boozehound Named Barney" is a song sung by Shary Bobbins, Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in the episode "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious". It is a parody of the song "Feed the Birds" from the movie Mary Poppins. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
Lyrics
- Sharry Bobbins:
- It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
- Lisa:
- But we're not sleepy.
- Bart:
- Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.
- Lisa:
- Yes, sing us a song!
- Sharry Bobbins:
- I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
- In front of a tavern,
- Flat on his face,
- A boozehound named Barney
- Is pleading his case.
- Barney:
- Buy me a beer,
- Two bucks a glass.
- Come on, help me,
- I'm freezing my ass!
- Buy me brandy,
- A snifter of wine.
- Who am I kidding?
- I'll drink turpentine.
- Moe:
- Move it, ya drunk,
- Or I'll blast your rear end!
- Barney:
- I've found two bucks.
- Moe:
- Then come in, my friend.
- Sharry Bobbins:
- And so, let us leave,
- On this heartwarming scene.
- Bart:
- Can I be a boozehound?
- Homer:
- Not till you're fifteen.
