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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I can't take it any more! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' I can't take it any more! | ||
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't take what any more, Homer? | :'''[[Marge]]:''' You can't take what any more, Homer? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy! |
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars! | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine! |
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer! | :'''[[Bart]]:''' This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer! | ||
:'''[[Lou]]:''' Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser! | :'''[[Lou]]:''' Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Hey, don't tase me, bro! |
:'''[[Eddie]]:''' After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here! | :'''[[Eddie]]:''' After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' It was?!?! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Marge:''' I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magazine suggesting this method of correcting children! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Clancy Wiggum:''' Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Eddie:''' Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Clancy Wiggum:''' Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' You'll never take me alive, coppers! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lou:''' Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Eddie:''' Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Hiya, Homer! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lou:''' Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magazine go? |
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart? | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly! |
Revision as of 14:35, March 12, 2018
- Homer: I can't take it any more!
- Marge: You can't take what any more, Homer?
- Homer: You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
- Marge: Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of life behind bars!
- Homer: Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoodlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
- Kent Brockman: Although the youngsters haven't actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
- Homer: This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid ol' magazine!
- Bart: This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
- Lou: Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser!
- Bart: Hey, don't tase me, bro!
- Eddie: After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
- Bart: It was?!?!
- Homer: That's right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna see the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
- Marge: I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magazine suggesting this method of correcting children!
- Clancy Wiggum: Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
- Eddie: Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
- Clancy Wiggum: Boys, the next time Homer Simpson calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
- Bart: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
- Lou: Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
- Homer: B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yet for another two hours!
- Eddie: Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
- Homer: And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
- Bart: Hiya, Homer!
- Lou: Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
- Bart: Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
- Homer: Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magazine go?
- Marge: Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using its advice to deal with Bart?
- Homer: No, I'm gonna swat him with it! Repeatedly!
