Difference between revisions of "Stand by Me!/Quotes"

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Lisa: [GASP!] Bleeding Gums Murphy?!

Flossy Murphy: Oh no, little girl. Bleeding Gums was my cousin. I'm Flossy Murphy! The only one in my entire family with proper oral hygiene.

Dr. Wolfe: It's true. The only braces she'll ever need are musical ones!

Lisa: Mom, i'll be late coming home from school. I have a job being a studio musician!

Marge: I'm so proud of you, sweetie!

Lisa: I'm proud of me, too!

Bart: Hey! How come no one's ever proud of me?

Marge: Well, I'm not ashamed of anything you've done yet today!

Bart: I'll take it!

Lisa: Excuse me... is this Studio 38?

Fats Tarkingdale: It sure is, little lady!

Lisa: Fats Tarkingdale! I have all your albums! Buddy Budman! Missy Baker! I'm such a fan of all of you!

Missy Baker: Well, it's so nice to know kids today are still listening to our music!

Lisa: Yes... "kids today." Not just me.

Marty: This is Bill and Marty in the morning!

Homer: I don't see how I help you two look good this is radio.

Bill: Your labored breathing makes us both sound much healthier!

Homer: [SIGH!]

Bill: That's the stuff! And now here's an ad for Bosco's Bacon! With a jingle I can't get out of my head!

Krusty: So I'm in a real tight sport. Are you sure you can make me look good? I've been asked to thost the Oscars. Everyone else couldn't do it because of food poisoning they got at the Golden Globes, but I wasn't nominated for anything, so I'm okay!

Cletus: Don't you worry none, Krusty. Me and my family shall provide you th' service you require with subtlety and finesse!