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| − | :'''[[Troy McClure]]''': Good afternoon, everyone -- I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men | + | :'''[[Troy McClure]]''': Good afternoon, everyone -- I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men and a Nuke," and the smash-hit instructional video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns! |
:'''Sound''': Clap clap clap | :'''Sound''': Clap clap clap | ||
| − | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Wretched oi | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Wretched oi polio! Smithers, get the names of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately! |
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Yesssir! | :'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Yesssir! | ||
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:'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Rrraarr! Me am -- the Ingestible Bulk! | :'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Rrraarr! Me am -- the Ingestible Bulk! | ||
:'''[[Bartman]]''': I should've known! | :'''[[Bartman]]''': I should've known! | ||
| − | :'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Grrr! Hold still, | + | :'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Grrr! Hold still, bite-sized purple one! You make, Bulk mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk Gnash! |
:'''Sound''': Chimp! | :'''Sound''': Chimp! | ||
:'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Mmmm. Crunchy! | :'''[[The Ingestible Bulk]]''': Mmmm. Crunchy! | ||
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:'''[[Bartman]] ''(thinking)''''': Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other! | :'''[[Bartman]] ''(thinking)''''': Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other! | ||
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| − | :'''[[ | + | [following Bart's hasty explanation] |
| + | :'''[[Homer]] ''(incredulously)''''': So then Itchy and scratchy crashed through the wall and ran off down the street! | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible! | :'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible! | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home -- for which you must die! | :'''[[Homer]]''': Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home -- for which you must die! | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed! | :'''[[Bart]]''': Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed! | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooooh -- He's got a point there, Marge! | :'''[[Homer]]''': Ooooh -- He's got a point there, Marge! | ||
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded! |
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:'''[[Bartman]]''': Aye carumba! | :'''[[Bartman]]''': Aye carumba! | ||
| − | :'''[[Bartman]] ''(thinking)''''': A flying saucer parked in | + | :'''[[Bartman]] ''(thinking)''''': A flying saucer parked in Flanders' back yard! This could explain a lot! I always suspected Flanders was an alien! |
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Revision as of 21:04, March 2, 2016
- Troy McClure: Good afternoon, everyone -- I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men and a Nuke," and the smash-hit instructional video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns!
- Sound: Clap clap clap
- Mr. Burns: Wretched oi polio! Smithers, get the names of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately!
- Waylon Smithers: Yesssir!
- Bartman: Uh-oh!
- The Ingestible Bulk: Rrraarr! Me am -- the Ingestible Bulk!
- Bartman: I should've known!
- The Ingestible Bulk: Grrr! Hold still, bite-sized purple one! You make, Bulk mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk Gnash!
- Sound: Chimp!
- The Ingestible Bulk: Mmmm. Crunchy!
- Bartman (thinking): Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other!
[following Bart's hasty explanation]
- Homer (incredulously): So then Itchy and scratchy crashed through the wall and ran off down the street!
- Marge: Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible!
- Homer: Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home -- for which you must die!
- Bart: Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed!
- Homer: Ooooh -- He's got a point there, Marge!
- Marge: Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded!
