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Difference between revisions of "Heaven vs. Hell"

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'''Heaven vs. Hell''' is a pair of contrasting lists of sayings by [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Ned Flanders]]. Ned cites a list of Biblical principles (the "Heaven" list) and Burns presents counterarguments (the "Hell" list).
  
 
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{{TRsT|Money is the root of all evil!}}
 
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{{TRs|A profit is not recognized in its own land.}}
 
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{{TRsT|Speak of the dewvil, and he is bound to appear.}}
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{{TRsT|Speak of the devil, and he is bound to appear.}}
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{{TRs|I am available for personal apperances, but me fee is outrageous!}}
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{{TRs|I am available for personal appearances, but my fee is outrageous!}}
 
{{TRsT|I believe that children are our future.}}
 
{{TRsT|I believe that children are our future.}}
 
{{TRs|There's a sucker born every minute!}}
 
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{{TRs|Hate the neighborhood watch!}}
 
{{TRs|Hate the neighborhood watch!}}
 
{{TRsT|It is better to give than to receive.}}
 
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{{TRs|Don't dish is out if you can't take it!}}
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{{TRs|Don't dish it out if you can't take it!}}
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{{TRsT|Forive and forget.}}
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{{TRsT|Forgive and forget.}}
 
{{TRs|Revenge is a dish best served cold. And with a side of grudge.}}
 
{{TRs|Revenge is a dish best served cold. And with a side of grudge.}}
 
{{TRsT|Judge not, lest you yourself be judged.}}
 
{{TRsT|Judge not, lest you yourself be judged.}}
 
{{TRs|Kill them all and let god sort them out!}}
 
{{TRs|Kill them all and let god sort them out!}}
 
{{TRsT|Let not the sun go down on your wrath.}}
 
{{TRsT|Let not the sun go down on your wrath.}}
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{{TRs|Never go to bed mad.... stat up and fight!}}
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{{TRs|Never go to bed mad ... stay up and fight!}}
 
{{TRsT|Moderation in all things.}}
 
{{TRsT|Moderation in all things.}}
 
{{TRs|He who dies with the most toys wins!}}
 
{{TRs|He who dies with the most toys wins!}}

Revision as of 13:24, January 19, 2015

Heaven vs. Hell is a pair of contrasting lists of sayings by Mr. Burns and Ned Flanders. Ned cites a list of Biblical principles (the "Heaven" list) and Burns presents counterarguments (the "Hell" list).

Heaven vs. Hell

Heaven Hell
Money is the root of all evil! A profit is not recognized in its own land.
Speak of the devil, and he is bound to appear. I am available for personal appearances, but my fee is outrageous!
I believe that children are our future. There's a sucker born every minute!
A soft answer turneth away wrath! Speak softly and carry a big stick. Then hit people with it.
Faith will move mountains. Money makes the world go 'round!
All you need is love! Your lovin' gives me a thrill, but your lovin' don't pay my bills, now give me money!
As your sow, so shall you reap. As one of of my favorite bands once said, "Don't fear the reaper!"
When life gives your lemons, make lemonade. When life gives your lemons, make limoncelllo and get hammered.
I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. Nice guys finish last!
Love thy neighbor! Hate the neighborhood watch!
It is better to give than to receive. Don't dish it out if you can't take it!
Forgive and forget. Revenge is a dish best served cold. And with a side of grudge.
Judge not, lest you yourself be judged. Kill them all and let god sort them out!
Let not the sun go down on your wrath. Never go to bed mad ... stay up and fight!
Moderation in all things. He who dies with the most toys wins!
There's no rest for the wicked. You sleep when you're dead!

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