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| + | :''[The scene: [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]].]'' | ||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees. | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees. | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Smithers]]:''' Very good, sir. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Meet [[Manny Tar]]. He'll be our new head of production. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Manny Tar:''' Nice to meet you! |
| − | : | + | :''[Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a {{w|Minotaur}} from Greek mythology.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Smithers:''' You're a lower-level employee? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Manny:''' Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Smithers:''' I assume you're originally from Greece. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Manny:''' Nope. I grew up in [[Springfield]]. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had ''[makes finger quotes]'' "adverse effects". |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Smithers:''' So your name is Manny Tar and you just '''happened''' to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence. |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Manny:''' I know, right?! |
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| − | :''' | + | :''[Later, [[Homer]] meets up with [[Manny Tar|Manny]] when they're both on a donut break.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense. |
| − | + | :'''Manny:''' None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did! | |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello? | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Tough break! So where did you used to work? |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early I'm | + | :'''Manny:''' I was the safety inspector for sector 7-G! ''[This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]'' |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson home]], the telephone rings.]'' |
| + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[answering phone]'' Hello? | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[on phone]'' Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early today. I'm feeling horny. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. ''[giggles]'' | ||
| + | :''[The scene shifts back to the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|nuclear plant]] where Homer is talking on the phone. He now has a pair of horns growing out of his head.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' That's not what I meant. | ||
| + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Mr. Burns]] abruptly interrupts, breaking the {{w|fourth wall}}.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste! | ||
Revision as of 13:48, July 11, 2013
- [The scene: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.]
- Mr. Burns: I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.
- Smithers: Very good, sir.
- Mr. Burns: Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production.
- Manny Tar: Nice to meet you!
- [Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a Minotaur from Greek mythology.]
- Smithers: You're a lower-level employee?
- Manny: Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level.
- Smithers: I assume you're originally from Greece.
- Manny: Nope. I grew up in Springfield. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had [makes finger quotes] "adverse effects".
- Smithers: So your name is Manny Tar and you just happened to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence.
- Manny: I know, right?!
- [Later, Homer meets up with Manny when they're both on a donut break.]
- Homer: Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
- Manny: None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
- Homer: [chuckles] Tough break! So where did you used to work?
- Manny: I was the safety inspector for sector 7-G! [This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]
- [At the Simpson home, the telephone rings.]
- Marge: [answering phone] Hello?
- Homer: [on phone] Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early today. I'm feeling horny.
- Marge: Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. [giggles]
- [The scene shifts back to the nuclear plant where Homer is talking on the phone. He now has a pair of horns growing out of his head.]
- Homer: That's not what I meant.
- [Mr. Burns abruptly interrupts, breaking the fourth wall.]
- Mr. Burns: Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste!
