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:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please? I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet." | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please? I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet." | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': "The Internet? Is that thing still around?" | :'''[[Homer]]''': "The Internet? Is that thing still around?" | ||
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:''[Lisa is cut off by the horn honking in the driveway. Homer and Bart are already in the car.]'' | :''[Lisa is cut off by the horn honking in the driveway. Homer and Bart are already in the car.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Come on, Lisa -- monkeys!" | :'''Homer''': "Come on, Lisa -- monkeys!" | ||
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:''[At the cyber-café, [[Homer]] Net-surfs on two computers at once.]'' | :''[At the cyber-café, [[Homer]] Net-surfs on two computers at once.]'' | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!" | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!" | ||
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:'''Lisa''': "Dad! That's [[FOX]]!" | :'''Lisa''': "Dad! That's [[FOX]]!" | ||
:'''Homer''': ''[shrieks]'' "Undo! Undo!" | :'''Homer''': ''[shrieks]'' "Undo! Undo!" | ||
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:'''Bart''': I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? (Bart suddenly starts having a seizure) | :'''Bart''': I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? (Bart suddenly starts having a seizure) | ||
:'''Marge''': Bart, what are you doing-(Marge suddenly has a seizure) | :'''Marge''': Bart, what are you doing-(Marge suddenly has a seizure) | ||
:'''Lisa''': Hey, what the-(Lisa then suddenly has a seizure as well) | :'''Lisa''': Hey, what the-(Lisa then suddenly has a seizure as well) | ||
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:''[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called "Americatown." Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]'' | :''[The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called "Americatown." Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]'' | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': "I can't believe they stuck us at Taxachusetts! Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket." | :'''[[Homer]]''': "I can't believe they stuck us at Taxachusetts! Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket." | ||
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:'''Waiter''': "Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics." | :'''Waiter''': "Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics." | ||
:'''Homer''': ''[chuckling]'' "Oh, they got our number!" | :'''Homer''': ''[chuckling]'' "Oh, they got our number!" | ||
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:''[After [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] are released from the prison, the family is takes a walk in a park.]'' | :''[After [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] are released from the prison, the family is takes a walk in a park.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': ''Satori no himitsu oshieru no?'' | :'''Homer''': ''Satori no himitsu oshieru no?'' | ||
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:'''Bart''': ''Dame yo! Are ha gaikokujin daro'' | :'''Bart''': ''Dame yo! Are ha gaikokujin daro'' | ||
:(No, they are foreign devils!) | :(No, they are foreign devils!) | ||
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:''[After losing their money, the Simpsons work in a fish-processing plant to try to earn their fare home.]'' | :''[After losing their money, the Simpsons work in a fish-processing plant to try to earn their fare home.]'' | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': ''[cheerfully]'' "Every truckload of fish we gut brings us thirty-one cents closer to those tickets home." | :'''[[Marge]]''': ''[cheerfully]'' "Every truckload of fish we gut brings us thirty-one cents closer to those tickets home." | ||
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:'''Bart''': "Knife goes in, guts come out." | :'''Bart''': "Knife goes in, guts come out." | ||
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- Lisa: "Hey! Look, there's a cyber-café opening here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad, please? I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet."
- Homer: "The Internet? Is that thing still around?"
- Bart: "I know a website that shows monkeys doing it."
- Lisa: "Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network; it's --"
- [Lisa is cut off by the horn honking in the driveway. Homer and Bart are already in the car.]
- Homer: "Come on, Lisa -- monkeys!"
- [At the cyber-café, Homer Net-surfs on two computers at once.]
- Lisa: "Wow, Dad, you're surfing like a pro!"
- Homer: "Oh, yeah! I'm betting on Jai-alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called 'News Corp' --"
- Lisa: "Dad! That's FOX!"
- Homer: [shrieks] "Undo! Undo!"
- Bart: I'm still checking Japanese TV. Hey, isn't it that cartoon that causes seizures? (Bart suddenly starts having a seizure)
- Marge: Bart, what are you doing-(Marge suddenly has a seizure)
- Lisa: Hey, what the-(Lisa then suddenly has a seizure as well)
- [The Simpsons eat at a USA-themed restaurant called "Americatown." Each table is shaped like a state, and the Simpsons are seated at Massachusetts.]
- Homer: "I can't believe they stuck us at Taxachusetts! Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket."
- Bart: "And?"
- Homer: "Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated."
- [A waiter approaches the Simpsons' table.]
- Waiter: "Howdy, gangstas! I'm average American Joe Salaryman waiter."
- Bart: "These prices suck! Ten thousand yen for coleslaw?"
- Lisa: "Don't you serve anything that's even remotely Japanese?"
- Waiter: "Don't ask me; I don't know anything! I'm product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics."
- Homer: [chuckling] "Oh, they got our number!"
- [After Homer and Bart are released from the prison, the family is takes a walk in a park.]
- Homer: Satori no himitsu oshieru no?
- (Should we tell them the secret of inner peace?)
- Bart: Dame yo! Are ha gaikokujin daro
- (No, they are foreign devils!)
- [After losing their money, the Simpsons work in a fish-processing plant to try to earn their fare home.]
- Marge: [cheerfully] "Every truckload of fish we gut brings us thirty-one cents closer to those tickets home."
- Bart: "And I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do. [starts gutting fish] Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out."
- [Bart pulls a talking fish out of the pile.]
- Fish: "Spare my life and I'll give you three wish ... [knife goes in, guts come out] ... gaah!"
- Bart: "Knife goes in, guts come out."
