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'''Homer''': The layout of Springfield changes a lot. One time our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later, no more prison. Weird, huh? | '''Homer''': The layout of Springfield changes a lot. One time our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later, no more prison. Weird, huh? | ||
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'''Lisa''': Evergreen Terrace is starting to take shape. Now we need to build the Flanders house. | '''Lisa''': Evergreen Terrace is starting to take shape. Now we need to build the Flanders house. | ||
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Trailer
Homer Simpson: I'm outside? Where'd inside go?
Game
- All the following quotes are from speech bubbles. If the quote is spoken in the character's voice, "[voice]" will be written next to the character's name in the spoken quote.
Homer: Hello, anybody here? Huh. I guess it's true what they say about atomic blasts -- the safest place to be is ground zero. I wonder where my loving family is...and Bart. Whoa, whoa -- if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you open books, bad things happen.
- [Taskbook opens. "Square One - Build the Simpson House"]
Homer: See? Now I have to work. Never open a book!
- [Toolbox opens. Player taps on Simpson house. Then the Simpson house appears in the air.]
Homer: The shaded box looks like a nice place to build a house. Which is lucky, because it's the only place they'll let you build it!
- [At the bottom of the screen, "Place the Simpson House in the shaded in area." The player drags the Simpson house to the shaded area and taps on the tick logo. A countdown timer begins as the house builds. The toolbox logo appears above the house. The player taps on that and the house falls from the sky. A box appears on the screen telling the player they have unlocked Lisa, and it says "Namaste...by which I mean, thanks for finding me!" The player taps "OK".]
Homer: Lisa! Thank God you're here to guide me through this tutorial.
Lisa Simpson: What happened?
Homer: Difficult to say, sweetie. The town blew up, I build our house, and you showed up. All we know for sure is, I'm completely blameless.
Lisa: Hmm. Maybe if we keep building things, Mom and Bart will show up too.
Homer: I'm sure they will. This thing would be way too sad if they didn't.
Lisa: Then, let's do it. But first, we should clean this place up a bit.
Homer: You're joking, right?
Homer: Cleaning, really? I can't believe that's what passes for fun in games these days.
Lisa: Since we're the only ones here, it's up to us to rebuild Springfield!
Homer: Or we could just move to Miami. Think about it -- flamingos, palm trees, T-shirts that say "Miami" on them...
Homer: The layout of Springfield changes a lot. One time our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later, no more prison. Weird, huh?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Three robbery attempts today, all botched.
Lisa: Evergreen Terrace is starting to take shape. Now we need to build the Flanders house.
Homer: Okay. Let's start by looking for the spot on the map furthest from any place I'd ever want to go...
Lisa: But Dad, Mr. Flanders is our neighbor, so we'll have to move the Kwik-E-Mart somewhere first.
Homer: *grumbles* Okay, but I better get an achievement for this.
Lisa: [voice] Hey, everybody! [speech bubble] We've got to decrease the carbon footprint of our city!
Homer: If you're asking me to turn the lights off when I leave the house, forget it.
Homer: [voice] Years from now you'll be so glad you bought that.
Homer: Stupid Flanders, getting into the game so early.
