Difference between revisions of "Take My Life, Please/Quotes"
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| − | '''Homer''': I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter! | + | '''[[Homer]]''': I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter! |
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(''After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president'') | (''After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president'') | ||
| − | Principal:(to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. | + | '''[[Principal Dondelinger]]''':(to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. |
| − | Lenny: Only if you do us a favour. | + | '''[[Lenny]]''': Only if you do us a favour. |
Principal: What is it? | Principal: What is it? | ||
| − | Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college". | + | '''[[Carl]]''': Our parents want us to go to this place called "college". |
| − | Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box. | + | '''Lenny''': Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box. |
| − | Principal: (''sighs'') Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you! | + | '''Principal''': (''sighs'') Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you! |
| − | Carl and Lenny :AARRGHH! | + | '''Carl and Lenny''' :AARRGHH! |
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(''After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce'') | (''After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce'') | ||
| − | Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back! | + | '''Homer''': Please help me!How can I have that life back! |
| − | Chef: Ask the garlic bread... | + | '''Chef''': Ask the garlic bread... |
| − | Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me! | + | '''Homer''': (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me! |
| − | Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA! | + | '''Chef''': HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA! |
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(''After homer leaves the italian resturant'') | (''After homer leaves the italian resturant'') | ||
| − | Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has | + | '''Homer''': Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has |
| − | Marge: Homer close your eyes... | + | '''[[Marge]]''': Homer close your eyes... |
(''The family lead Homer to the springfield wall of fame'') | (''The family lead Homer to the springfield wall of fame'') | ||
| − | Marge: Now open! | + | '''[[Marge]]''': Now open! |
(Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him) | (Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him) | ||
| − | + | '''Home'''r:Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame? | |
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| + | '''[[Bart]]''': Hey, plaques come and plaques go. | ||
| + | (''The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinners]] plaque in the garbage can'') | ||
{{Season 20 Q}} | {{Season 20 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
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Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)
Principal Dondelinger:(to Carl and Lenny) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.
Principal: What is it?
Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
Carl and Lenny :AARRGHH!
(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)
Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back!
Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
(After homer leaves the italian resturant)
Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has
Marge: Homer close your eyes...
(The family lead Homer to the springfield wall of fame)
Marge: Now open!
(Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him)
Homer:Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
(The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinners plaque in the garbage can)
