Difference between revisions of "Law"
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== Laws == | == Laws == | ||
=== Town Charter === | === Town Charter === | ||
| − | * The chief constable shall | + | * The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true <ref name="[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]">"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"</ref> |
* If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | * If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | ||
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=== Propositions === | === Propositions === | ||
| − | *24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported <ref name="[[Much Apu About Nothing]]">"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"</ref> | + | * 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported <ref name="[[Much Apu About Nothing]]">"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"</ref> |
* 304 - Polls will become legally binding <ref name="[[Homer Bad Man]]">"[[Homer Bad Man]]"</ref> | * 304 - Polls will become legally binding <ref name="[[Homer Bad Man]]">"[[Homer Bad Man]]"</ref> | ||
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Contents
Laws
Town Charter
- The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [1]
- If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [2]
Laws on legality
- It is illegal to mail threatening letters [3]
- It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [3]
- Casino gambling is legal [4]
- No mercury dumping without permit [5]
- It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [6]
- It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[7]
- It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[8]
