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{{TB|Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?}}
 
{{TB|Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Uh, that’s the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.}}
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{{TB|Uh, that's the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!}}
 
{{TB|I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What’s this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?}}
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{{TB|What's this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You’ve struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You've struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ha! You didn’t even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you’re here to say!}}
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{{TB|Ha! You didn't even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you're here to say!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 
{{TB|This is going to be easier than I thought.}}
 
{{TB|This is going to be easier than I thought.}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} So in conclusion, you’ll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you’ll end up losing!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} So in conclusion, you'll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you'll end up losing!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon}}
 
{{TB|Not bad, Burns.}}
 
{{TB|Not bad, Burns.}}
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{{TB|Really?}}
 
{{TB|Really?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Excited}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|“Bad” would be an improvement!}}
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{{TB|"Bad" would be an improvement!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Goosius Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Goosius Icon}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}honk{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}honk{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Even Goosius hates it! You’re last on the charts!}}
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{{TB|Even Goosius hates it! You're last on the charts!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|If I can’t beat you spitting rhymes, I’ll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!}}
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{{TB|If I can't beat you spitting rhymes, I'll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You’ve done that like a dozen times!}}
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{{TB|You've done that like a dozen times!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Winking}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Winking}}
{{TB|It’s my greatest hit!}}
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{{TB|It's my greatest hit!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun|8 hours|the [[Sun Blocker 2]], [[Burns Manor]], or [[Golden Goose Realty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun|8 hours|the [[Sun Blocker 2]], [[Burns Manor]], or [[Golden Goose Realty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You’re pathetic. Isn’t that right, Goosius?}}
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{{TB|You're pathetic. Isn't that right, Goosius?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|…Goosius?}}
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{{TB|...Goosius?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You’re right, blocking out the sun doesn’t make me a better rapper.}}
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{{TB|You're right, blocking out the sun doesn't make me a better rapper.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the “winter”.}}
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{{TB|But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Worried}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Goosius can’t fly on his own -- he’s used to first class!}}
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{{TB|Goosius can't fly on his own -- he's used to first class!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You’ll pay for this, Burns!!!}}
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{{TB|You'll pay for this, Burns!!!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quests/Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}

Latest revision as of 20:08, January 17, 2025


Your Goose is Cooked
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Not Yet Spring Cleaning
Requirement(s): Golden Goose Realty
Required characters: Mr. Burns

Your Goose is Cooked is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update. It requires Golden Goose Realty to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?
Smithers - Eye Roll Uh, that's the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.
Mr. Burns - Angry I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!
Jay G - Annoyed What's this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?
Jay G - Happy *rapping* Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You've struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!
Mr. Burns - Happy Ha! You didn't even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you're here to say!
Mr. Burns - Diabolical This is going to be easier than I thought.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song". The job takes place at Golden Goose Realty and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Shouting *rapping* So in conclusion, you'll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you'll end up losing!
Jay G Not bad, Burns.
Mr. Burns - Surprised Really?
Jay G - Excited "Bad" would be an improvement!
Goosius *honk*
Jay G - Happy Even Goosius hates it! You're last on the charts!
Mr. Burns - Angry If I can't beat you spitting rhymes, I'll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!
Jay G - Annoyed You've done that like a dozen times!
Mr. Burns - Winking It's my greatest hit!
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun". The job takes place at the Sun Blocker 2, Burns Manor, or Golden Goose Realty and takes 8 hours.
Jay G - Annoyed You're pathetic. Isn't that right, Goosius?
Jay G - Surprised ...Goosius?
Mr. Burns - Sad You're right, blocking out the sun doesn't make me a better rapper.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter".
Jay G - Worried Goosius can't fly on his own -- he's used to first class!
Jay G - Annoyed You'll pay for this, Burns!!!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20