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| − | ==Featured Article== | + | [[File:Personalized Talking Astrolabe.png|200px|right|link=Personalized Talking Astrolabe]] |
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| − | The list below is almost complete. | + | The '''Personalized Talking Astrolabe''' is a gold-plated {{W|astrolabe}}. |
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| − | ==Alfreds==
| + | While out [[Christmas]] shopping at [[Springfield Heights Promenade]], [[Homer]] spotted the Personalized Talking Astrolabe in the window of [[Things Unnecessary]]. Homer immediately became enamored with the object and went into the shop, where an employee showed it to him. However, he looked at the price tag of $500 and realized that if he bought it, he wouldn't have any money left to buy a Christmas tree for the family. The Astrolabe then told Homer that it was [[Margaret Cho]]'s birthday, which Homer said was the birthday he always forgot. He then decided to buy the Astrolabe. |
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| − | *'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
| + | Due to buying the Astrolabe for himself, Homer had to take the family to get an awful tree in a bad part of town. The tree he purchased immediately caught fire and had to be extinguished. The family started realizing that something was wrong because they should have had enough money for a good tree. The Astrolabe, which Homer had wrapped up, then called out the time in [[Montreal]] and said that the moon was waxing that night. Homer tried to play it off as [[Maggie]]'s first words, but Marge found the gift-wrapped Astrolabe and realized that Homer had wasted their money on something extravagant for himself. [[Lisa]] called Homer selfish, and the Astrolabe then told him it was not returnable and started a three-hour smoke alarm test... |
| − | *'''Josie Alfred''' is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
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| − | *'''Jackie Alfred''' is the dead father.
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| − | *'''Gary Alfred''' is the grandfather.
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| − | *'''Jane Alfred''' is the grandmother.
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| − | *'''Uncle Jason''' is the moonshine uncle.
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| − | *'''Lord Pee''' is Alfred's weird cousin.
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| − | *'''Al Fred Alfred''' is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
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| − | *'''Winkenstein Alfred''' is Uncle Jason's son.
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| − | *''Moonshine brother of Gary''
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| − | *'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
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| − | *'''Wendy Bobbula''' is Randall's wife.
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| − | *'''Danietta Bobbula''' is Randall's submissive daughter.
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| − | *'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother.
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| − | ==Matthews==
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| − | *'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred'''
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| − | *'''Clara Matthews''' is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
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| − | *'''Gramma and Grampa Matthews''' are Clara's grandparents.
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| − | *'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son.
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| − | ==McGrath==
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| − | *'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Loony Larry McGrath''' is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
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| − | *'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother.
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| − | ==Cook==
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| − | *'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
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| − | *'''William Cook''' is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
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| − | *'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.
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| − | ==Mill Workers==
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| − | *'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker,
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| − | *'''Brad''' is a short one.
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| − | *'''Luke''' is the medium-sized one.
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| − | *''Unnamed mill worker''
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| − | ==Corbins==
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| − | *'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper.
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| − | *'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father.
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| − | ==Vordermeers==
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| − | *'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
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| − | *'''Driddheim''' is the bratty son.
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| − | *'''Entweiler''' is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
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| − | *'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister.
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| − | ==Lodikrap==
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| − | *'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie.
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| − | *'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother.
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| − | ==Others==
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| − | *'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father.
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| − | *'''Erica Wimblinstein''' is a Goth girl.
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| − | *'''Me''' is a TBH.
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| − | *'''Admiral Wombat''' is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
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| − | :'''Mr. Chicken''' is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried. | |
| − | :'''The Colonel''' tries to destroy Mr. Chicken. | |
| − | :'''Mark Moron''' is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "[[The Carlow Crab]]".
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| − | :'''Wicklow Wasp''' is the Crab's main enemy.
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| − | :'''Lord Steiner''' is a German Guy.
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| − | *'''Mr. Robinson''' is the obese boss at the mill.
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| − | *'''Danny Faintomb''' A biker who knew Corbin.
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| − | *'''Scarab''' Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
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| − | *'''Mr. MacEnis''' is a giant penis.
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| − | *'''Merfhiggen Morderveer''' is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Mr. Rednex|this]].
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| − | *'''Dumb Dawg''' is a dumb dawg.
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| − | *'''Sith Johnson''' is a mill owner.
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| − | *'''Camden Countysman''' is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
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| − | *'''Lyndon Johnson''' is Sith's brother.
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| − | *'''Nelson Arlenass''' is an astronaut from Burlington.
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| − | *'''Wallace Ihitballs''' is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
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| − | *'''Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn''' is the normal Gaelic teacher.
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| − | *'''Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn''' is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
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| − | *'''Wachaun''' is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
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| − | *'''Wikipedia Morderveer''' is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
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| − | *'''Mailman''' is a buffoonish mailman.
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| − | *'''Trent Burns''' is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Tara''' is a cheerleader.
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| − | *'''Tilikia Wallburg''' is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
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| − | *'''Samantha''' is Erica's friend.
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| − | *'''Luben Becker''' is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
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| − | *'''Stuben Becker''' is Luben's snobby brother.
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| − | *''Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store''.
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| − | *'''Joe Stenbert''' is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
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| − | *'''Mr. Potts''' is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
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| − | *'''Bartholomew Breastenheimer''' is a yuppie from Chapel [[hank|Hill]].
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| − | *'''Farley Canns''' is the owner of a junkyard.
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| − | *'''Cory Nathan''' is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
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| − | *'''Ronny Wing''' owns a [[gun store]]!
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| − | *'''Fred Lipschitz''' works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
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| − | *'''Gerald McGraham''' is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
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| − | *''Unnamed friends of Tilikia''
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| − | *'''Mary Stenbert''' is Joe's wife.
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| − | *'''Talking Towers''' are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
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| − | *'''Arthur''' is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "[[Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur]]".
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| − | *'''Zorgin Hmorgin''' sometimes appears.
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| − | *'''The Gay Club''' is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.
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Due to buying the Astrolabe for himself, Homer had to take the family to get an awful tree in a bad part of town. The tree he purchased immediately caught fire and had to be extinguished. The family started realizing that something was wrong because they should have had enough money for a good tree. The Astrolabe, which Homer had wrapped up, then called out the time in Montreal and said that the moon was waxing that night. Homer tried to play it off as Maggie's first words, but Marge found the gift-wrapped Astrolabe and realized that Homer had wasted their money on something extravagant for himself. Lisa called Homer selfish, and the Astrolabe then told him it was not returnable and started a three-hour smoke alarm test...
