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(after the princibal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)
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Princibal:(to Carl and Lenny)you two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
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(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)
  
Lenny:only if you do us a favour.
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Principal:(to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
  
[Princibal]:what is it?
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Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.
  
Carl:our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
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Principal: What is it?
  
Lenny:Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
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Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
  
Princibal:(sighs)fine, but if you mess up, it's ohio college for both of you!
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Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
  
Carl and Lenny:AARRGHH!
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Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
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Carl and Lenny :AARRGHH!
  
 
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(After homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)
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(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)
  
Homer:Please help me!How can I have that life back!
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Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back!
  
 
Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
 
Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
  
Homer:(picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
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Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
  
 
Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
 
Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
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Revision as of 12:16, February 1, 2010



(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)

Principal:(to Carl and Lenny) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.

Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.

Principal: What is it?

Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".

Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.

Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!

Carl and Lenny :AARRGHH!


(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)

Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back!

Chef: Ask the garlic bread...

Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!

Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!