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{{TB|Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?}}
 
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{{TB|Gee, I don't know… maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?}}
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{{TB|Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?}}
 
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{{TB|Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.}}
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{{TB|What?}}
 
{{TB|What?}}
 
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{{TB|It's just… we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.}}
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{{TB|Well, I did.}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.}}
 
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{{TB|Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax.}}
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{{TB|Look. It's not a competition: "Who was a better President, Abe or George?" You've got nothing to prove. So relax.}}
 
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{{TB|I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.}}
 
{{TB|I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.}}
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{{TB|Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up [[China]] to the West. That was HUGE.}}
 
{{TB|Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up [[China]] to the West. That was HUGE.}}
 
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{{TB|That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: “sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?”}}
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{{TB|That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: "sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?"}}
 
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{{TB|He does bring it up a lot.}}
 
{{TB|He does bring it up a lot.}}

Latest revision as of 12:21, June 26, 2024


Who Led Them Better
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: 4th of July 2015
Required characters: Richard Nixon, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln

Who Led Them Better is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2015 content update. It requires Richard Nixon, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark
Richard Nixon What it is, Abe?
Abraham Lincoln Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?
Richard Nixon Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you.
George Washington Is that Dick Nixon?
Abraham Lincoln Indeed.
George Washington I hate that dude.
Abraham Lincoln He's not the best.
Richard Nixon Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?
George Washington - Serious Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?
Abraham Lincoln Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.
George Washington - Serious ...
Abraham Lincoln What?
George Washington - Serious It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.
Abraham Lincoln Well, I did.
George Washington You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all.
Abraham Lincoln Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.
George Washington Look. It's not a competition: "Who was a better President, Abe or George?" You've got nothing to prove. So relax.
Abraham Lincoln I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.
George Washington - Serious Whatever. Drop it.
Richard Nixon Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?
Task: "Make George Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree". The job takes place at Ye Olde Cherry Tree and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails". The job takes place at Lincoln's Cabin and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Richard Nixon Bowl Around Town". The job takes 4 hours.
Abraham Lincoln George, we can argue for eternity about which of us was the greatest, but at least we agree on one thing.
George Washington Nixon was the worst.
Richard Nixon Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up China to the West. That was HUGE.
George Washington That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: "sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?"
Abraham Lincoln He does bring it up a lot.
George Washington So pathetic.
Abraham Lincoln But seriously, George, for the record -- I DID get shot.
George Washington - Serious Just stop.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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