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{{TB|This town is awash with crime and I'm going to give that no-good Mayor of ours a piece of my mind!}}
 
{{TB|This town is awash with crime and I'm going to give that no-good Mayor of ours a piece of my mind!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You know I’m the Mayor, right?}}
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{{TB|You know I'm the Mayor, right?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Listen, you. I’ve had my house egged, my lawn donuted, and my porch flaming dog poo’d. Things gotta change around here!}}
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{{TB|Listen, you. I've had my house egged, my lawn donuted, and my porch flaming dog poo'd. Things gotta change around here!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I got one of those flaming bags too! It seems there’s a serial pooer out there! I’ll expand the police force immediately but only because this affects me, too!}}
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{{TB|I got one of those flaming bags too! It seems there's a serial pooer out there! I'll expand the police force immediately but only because this affects me, too!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|This is way over their heads! We need organized muscle to sniff out these sickos!}}
 
{{TB|This is way over their heads! We need organized muscle to sniff out these sickos!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Hey, you’re right. A deal with the mafia is just what we need to straighten this town out.}}
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{{TB|Hey, you're right. A deal with the mafia is just what we need to straighten this town out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|If I’ve learned anything from the years I spent in organized crime, it’s that if you want them to do for you, you have to do for them.}}
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{{TB|If I've learned anything from the years I spent in organized crime, it's that if you want them to do for you, you have to do for them.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll build a discreet location for them in which to meet and crack some skulls!}}
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{{TB|I'll build a discreet location for them in which to meet and crack some skulls!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the D'Amico Summer Home|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the D'Amico Summer Home|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Look who we have here boys! Little Caesar has arrived! How's my Michael? Ready to join the family business?}}
 
{{TB|Look who we have here boys! Little Caesar has arrived! How's my Michael? Ready to join the family business?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry Papa, waste disposal might be fine for you, but I hate getting my hands dirty unless it’s from making chicken cacciatore!}}
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{{TB|Sorry Papa, waste disposal might be fine for you, but I hate getting my hands dirty unless it's from making chicken cacciatore!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Now, Michael. This business is in your blood -- you can’t escape it.}}
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{{TB|Now, Michael. This business is in your blood -- you can't escape it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|It’s time to put that meat cleaver to different use… if you know what I mean.}}
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{{TB|It's time to put that meat cleaver to different use... if you know what I mean.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|I mean cutting people that we dislike, instead of food.}}
 
{{TB|I mean cutting people that we dislike, instead of food.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I don’t know what you mean, but I won’t do it.}}
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{{TB|I don't know what you mean, but I won't do it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Papa, I tried to get into [[the Sopranos]], but I hated it! Doesn’t that tell you something?}}
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{{TB|Papa, I tried to get into [[the Sopranos]], but I hated it! Doesn't that tell you something?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’m sorry, but it’s a chef’s life for me.}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry, but it's a chef's life for me.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|You wanna just give up your privileged childhood and bake-a da bread?}}
 
{{TB|You wanna just give up your privileged childhood and bake-a da bread?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|That’s right. And if you work with me, bread will be a-baked with yeast, not packing peanuts.}}
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{{TB|That's right. And if you work with me, bread will be a-baked with yeast, not packing peanuts.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
 
{{TB|But the peanuts isa my signature!}}
 
{{TB|But the peanuts isa my signature!}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|It seems we’ve entered a time which warrants much celebration!}}
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{{TB|It seems we've entered a time which warrants much celebration!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|We’ll throw a party!}}
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{{TB|We'll throw a party!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Have you heard about Luigi’s latest menu, it is getting fantastic reviews!}}
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{{TB|Have you heard about Luigi's latest menu, it is getting fantastic reviews!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Then that is the menu we shall order from!}}
 
{{TB|Then that is the menu we shall order from!}}
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{{TB|Luigi! Bring us your fine chef, so that I may thank him in person in front of all of our guests.}}
 
{{TB|Luigi! Bring us your fine chef, so that I may thank him in person in front of all of our guests.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|It’s me Papa!}}
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{{TB|It's me Papa!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, Michael -- you’ve changed your mind. Legs, give my boy the pinstripe fedora I’ve been saving for him.}}
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{{TB|Ah, Michael -- you've changed your mind. Legs, give my boy the pinstripe fedora I've been saving for him.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, I was your chef tonight! It was all me!}}
 
{{TB|No, I was your chef tonight! It was all me!}}
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{{TB|You have greatly disgraced our family. And the food was okay at best.}}
 
{{TB|You have greatly disgraced our family. And the food was okay at best.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now Fat Tony, you don’t need to get so worked up about it.}}
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{{TB|Now Fat Tony, you don't need to get so worked up about it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I wish my own daughter could cook as well as yours!}}
 
{{TB|I wish my own daughter could cook as well as yours!}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Louie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Louie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Legs, did you hear the crepe [[Don Vittorio]] has been talking about Michael D’Amico’s cuisine?}}
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{{TB|Hey Legs, did you hear the crepe [[Don Vittorio]] has been talking about Michael D'Amico's cuisine?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|He thinks this is making the boss weak, wants Fat Tony to get his “just desserts”}}
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{{TB|He thinks this is making the boss weak, wants Fat Tony to get his "just desserts"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Did you know that it’s actually “just deserts,but a lot of people didn’t know the meaning of the word “desert,pronounced diz-urt…}}
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{{TB|Did you know that it's actually "just deserts," but a lot of people didn't know the meaning of the word "desert," pronounced diz-urt...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|…as in “to get what’s coming to you,so they just started saying “desserts,because it sounds the same. In truth, it doesn’t really make sense.}}
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{{TB|...as in "to get what's coming to you," so they just started saying "desserts," because it sounds the same. In truth, it doesn't really make sense.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{TB|But it worked so well with my food puns.}}
 
{{TB|But it worked so well with my food puns.}}
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{{TB|Do you want it to be right, or do you want it to be easy?}}
 
{{TB|Do you want it to be right, or do you want it to be easy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|You’re right. Thank you. Anyway, Vittorio told me in private that he wants you to pick the target and the method.}}
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{{TB|You're right. Thank you. Anyway, Vittorio told me in private that he wants you to pick the target and the method.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|We’ll hit Luigi’s place -- he’s the cause of all this.}}
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{{TB|We'll hit Luigi's place -- he's the cause of all this.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|So what's the nature of the gig… Clipping berries? Nicking cheddar? Lifting dough?}}
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{{TB|So what's the nature of the gig... Clipping berries? Nicking cheddar? Lifting dough?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{TB|See! There you go! Those are great puns! And that is exactly what we are gonna do.}}
 
{{TB|See! There you go! Those are great puns! And that is exactly what we are gonna do.}}
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{{TB|Ay! Robbed again by two miscreants-a! What's-a worst, they ate'a the prized soufflé!}}
 
{{TB|Ay! Robbed again by two miscreants-a! What's-a worst, they ate'a the prized soufflé!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like they’re sending a message for me to stop cooking.}}
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{{TB|Looks like they're sending a message for me to stop cooking.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll tell you the problem, you're showing weakness Michael! Other mob-families are going to be after us.}}
 
{{TB|I'll tell you the problem, you're showing weakness Michael! Other mob-families are going to be after us.}}
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{{TB|Oooh, what do we have here?}}
 
{{TB|Oooh, what do we have here?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}removes lid*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}removes lid{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{TB|What the hell is this?!}}
 
{{TB|What the hell is this?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|It’s a ghost pepper!}}
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{{TB|It's a ghost pepper!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|THE HOTTEST PEPPER IN THE WORLD! What do you think about me holding this to your neck?!}}
 
{{TB|THE HOTTEST PEPPER IN THE WORLD! What do you think about me holding this to your neck?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Now, kid. Let’s not do anything rash here.}}  
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{{TB|Now, kid. Let's not do anything rash here.}}  
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|Rash! Exactly!!}}
 
{{TB|Rash! Exactly!!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|Just put down the ghost pepper, and we’ll work something out.}}
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{{TB|Just put down the ghost pepper, and we'll work something out.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|You got it, kid!}}
 
{{TB|You got it, kid!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|Fair warning, though, you still ain’t in the Don’s favor.}}
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{{TB|Fair warning, though, you still ain't in the Don's favor.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Seems like we’ll need a new, more secret place to cook. Anybody know any good old abandoned warehouses?}}
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{{TB|Seems like we'll need a new, more secret place to cook. Anybody know any good old abandoned warehouses?}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build Abandoned Warehouse|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build Abandoned Warehouse|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Michael, I’m proud you’ve incorporated the family business into your new business.}}
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{{TB|Michael, I'm proud you've incorporated the family business into your new business.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{TB|We always need a cook on the inside, right Papa?}}
 
{{TB|We always need a cook on the inside, right Papa?}}
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{{TB|So you have been listening all these years.}}
 
{{TB|So you have been listening all these years.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|We’re really raking in the cabbage these days.}}
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{{TB|We're really raking in the cabbage these days.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|But cabbage ain’t money. So, I need your support. How about it?}}
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{{TB|But cabbage ain't money. So, I need your support. How about it?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, son. Also, I want you to have Legs and Louie. You’re eight years old, you should have your own muscle by now.}}
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{{TB|Alright, son. Also, I want you to have Legs and Louie. You're eight years old, you should have your own muscle by now.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Thanks, Papa. Now, I’ve got to go rake some more cabbage.}}
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{{TB|Thanks, Papa. Now, I've got to go rake some more cabbage.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Legs Carry Out a Contract|24 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Louie Carry Out a Contract|24 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Michael D'Amico Rake Actual Cabbage|24 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Legs Carry Out a Contract|24 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Louie Carry Out a Contract|24 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Michael D'Amico Rake Actual Cabbage|24 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
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{{TB|Grab a rake, boys.}}
 
{{TB|Grab a rake, boys.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No refreshing slaws for our competitor’s pork tenderloins today! *evil laugh*}}
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{{TB|No refreshing slaws for our competitor's pork tenderloins today! {{*}}evil laugh{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|What are we going to do with all this citrus slaw?}}
 
{{TB|What are we going to do with all this citrus slaw?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
{{TB|We’ve slaved over it for hours!}}
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{{TB|We've slaved over it for hours!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We’ll be bribing the cops with it, of course! Only the finest for those fat, fat pigs.}}
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{{TB|We'll be bribing the cops with it, of course! Only the finest for those fat, fat pigs.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Michael D'Amico Deliver Lunch to the Police|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Michael D'Amico Deliver Lunch to the Police|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}munch munch munch* This is delicious! Who'd have thought there were slaws other than cole?}}
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{{TB|{{*}}munch munch munch{{*}} This is delicious! Who'd have thought there were slaws other than cole?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Michael D'Amico's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Michael D'Amico's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|Now that the police are properly bribed, let’s go murder all the restaurant owners taking business away from Luigi’s.}}
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{{TB|Now that the police are properly bribed, let's go murder all the restaurant owners taking business away from Luigi's.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|You’re the boss, kid. But for future reference, we usually disguise what we’re going to do with some pithy wordplay.}}
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{{TB|You're the boss, kid. But for future reference, we usually disguise what we're going to do with some pithy wordplay.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm… let’s go home and take out the trash?}}
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{{TB|Hmmm... let's go home and take out the trash?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
{{TB|You’ll get there, kid.}}
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{{TB|You'll get there, kid.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Michael D'Amico Flay and Fillet|12 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Legs Wait Around|12 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Louie Watch in Horror|12 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Michael D'Amico Flay and Fillet|12 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Legs Wait Around|12 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Louie Watch in Horror|12 hours|the [[Old Abandoned Warehouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Heya-Michael! I just wanted to stop by to tell you how MUCH the force enjoyed the food you brought us, and…}}
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{{TB|Heya-Michael! I just wanted to stop by to tell you how MUCH the force enjoyed the food you brought us, and...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
 
{{TB|Wait just a moment! What's that you have there in the bag?}}
 
{{TB|Wait just a moment! What's that you have there in the bag?}}
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{{TB|Is it celery, or is it tomato? A chef doesn't reveal his secrets.}}
 
{{TB|Is it celery, or is it tomato? A chef doesn't reveal his secrets.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}gulp*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}gulp{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|You're making gazpacho aren't you! That explains the red stuff leaking out of the bag.}}
 
{{TB|You're making gazpacho aren't you! That explains the red stuff leaking out of the bag.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but here’s the thing: I hate gazpacho. Now, I can’t arrest you for that, but you will have to dispose of it.}}
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{{TB|Yeah, but here's the thing: I hate gazpacho. Now, I can't arrest you for that, but you will have to dispose of it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
 
{{TB|You got it, copper.}}
 
{{TB|You got it, copper.}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|A “bag of gazpacho” has been placed in your inventory. You can also buy more of them in the store.}}
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{{TB|A "bag of gazpacho" has been placed in your inventory. You can also buy more of them in the store.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Suspicious Dirt Pile|Suspicious Looking Dirt Pile]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Suspicious Dirt Pile|Suspicious Looking Dirt Pile]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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{{TB|Normally I'd say hide the evidence better, but this way teaches everyone a lesson!}}
 
{{TB|Normally I'd say hide the evidence better, but this way teaches everyone a lesson!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
 
{{Tapped Out Michael D'Amico Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Yeah, stay out of my famiglia’s territory!}}
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{{TB|Yeah, stay out of my famiglia's territory!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|5000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|5000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 08:04, June 17, 2024


Baking Bread
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 48
Update: Level 49
Required characters: Agnes, Michael D'Amico, Luigi, Fat Tony, Normal Springfielders, Louie, Legs
Previous quest(s): Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 9
Next quest(s): The Joy of Gossip Pt. 1

Baking Bread is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 49 content update. It unlocks Michael D'Amico, the D'Amico Summer Home, and the Old Abandoned Warehouse.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark
Agnes - Angry This town is awash with crime and I'm going to give that no-good Mayor of ours a piece of my mind!
Quimby - Annoyed You know I'm the Mayor, right?
Agnes - Angry Listen, you. I've had my house egged, my lawn donuted, and my porch flaming dog poo'd. Things gotta change around here!
Quimby I got one of those flaming bags too! It seems there's a serial pooer out there! I'll expand the police force immediately but only because this affects me, too!
Agnes - Angry This is way over their heads! We need organized muscle to sniff out these sickos!
Quimby - Smug Hey, you're right. A deal with the mafia is just what we need to straighten this town out.
Quimby If I've learned anything from the years I spent in organized crime, it's that if you want them to do for you, you have to do for them.
Quimby I'll build a discreet location for them in which to meet and crack some skulls!
Task: "Build the D'Amico Summer Home". It takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony Look who we have here boys! Little Caesar has arrived! How's my Michael? Ready to join the family business?
Michael D'Amico Sorry Papa, waste disposal might be fine for you, but I hate getting my hands dirty unless it's from making chicken cacciatore!
Fat Tony Now, Michael. This business is in your blood -- you can't escape it.
Fat Tony It's time to put that meat cleaver to different use... if you know what I mean.
Fat Tony I mean cutting people that we dislike, instead of food.
Michael D'Amico - Angry I don't know what you mean, but I won't do it.
Michael D'Amico - Angry Papa, I tried to get into the Sopranos, but I hated it! Doesn't that tell you something?
Michael D'Amico - Angry I'm sorry, but it's a chef's life for me.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Michael D'Amico's exclamation mark
Michael D'Amico Luigi, I need a favor.
Luigi - Nervous Anything for da prodigy young chef! What-ah you need?
Michael D'Amico I need a job so my father will stop asking me to work with him.
Michael D'Amico And since you know the cooking business, and I know the cooking, maybe you and I could partner up?
Luigi You wanna just give up your privileged childhood and bake-a da bread?
Michael D'Amico That's right. And if you work with me, bread will be a-baked with yeast, not packing peanuts.
Luigi But the peanuts isa my signature!
Michael D'Amico Okay, fine. The packing peanuts can stay.
Luigi - Happy Aww, our first compromise!
Task: "Make Michael D'Amico Cook with Luigi". The job takes place at Luigi's and takes 24 hours.
Luigi - Happy The food! It actually taste good!
Michael D'Amico - Happy Yeah, not everything can have packing peanuts as the main ingredient.
Luigi - Sad I heard you the first time, okay?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony It seems we've entered a time which warrants much celebration!
Fat Tony We'll throw a party!
Legs Have you heard about Luigi's latest menu, it is getting fantastic reviews!
Fat Tony Then that is the menu we shall order from!
Task: "Make Guests Attend Party" (x10). The jobs take place at the D'Amico Summer Home and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Luigi Cater Party". The job takes place at the D'Amico Summer Home and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony Superb!
Fat Tony Luigi! Bring us your fine chef, so that I may thank him in person in front of all of our guests.
Michael D'Amico It's me Papa!
Fat Tony Ah, Michael -- you've changed your mind. Legs, give my boy the pinstripe fedora I've been saving for him.
Michael D'Amico No, I was your chef tonight! It was all me!
Fat Tony You have greatly disgraced our family. And the food was okay at best.
Homer Now Fat Tony, you don't need to get so worked up about it.
Homer I wish my own daughter could cook as well as yours!
Fat Tony Homer, you always know how to make me feel better.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Louie's exclamation mark
Louie Hey Legs, did you hear the crepe Don Vittorio has been talking about Michael D'Amico's cuisine?
Louie He thinks this is making the boss weak, wants Fat Tony to get his "just desserts"
Legs Did you know that it's actually "just deserts," but a lot of people didn't know the meaning of the word "desert," pronounced diz-urt...
Legs ...as in "to get what's coming to you," so they just started saying "desserts," because it sounds the same. In truth, it doesn't really make sense.
Louie But it worked so well with my food puns.
Legs Do you want it to be right, or do you want it to be easy?
Louie You're right. Thank you. Anyway, Vittorio told me in private that he wants you to pick the target and the method.
Legs We'll hit Luigi's place -- he's the cause of all this.
Louie So what's the nature of the gig... Clipping berries? Nicking cheddar? Lifting dough?
Legs See! There you go! Those are great puns! And that is exactly what we are gonna do.
Task: "Make Legs Rob Luigi's". The job takes place at Luigi's and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Louie Rob Luigi's". The job takes place at Luigi's and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Luigi's exclamation mark
Luigi Ay! Robbed again by two miscreants-a! What's-a worst, they ate'a the prized soufflé!
Michael D'Amico Looks like they're sending a message for me to stop cooking.
Fat Tony I'll tell you the problem, you're showing weakness Michael! Other mob-families are going to be after us.
Fat Tony The Don has given them the OK to crack us like eggs, whack us like weeds, pick us off like olives.
Michael D'Amico - Angry You NEVER pick off olives! But these wise guys, no problem, I'll handle this.
Michael D'Amico - Happy I'm gonna give them to the count of 10, then I'm gonna fill their guts full of bread!
Fat Tony Great food pun, boy!
Task: "Make Michael D'Amico Serve Food". The job takes 12 hours.
Michael D'Amico Legs, Louie, I bring you these trays of food as a peace offering.
Louie Oooh, what do we have here?
Michael D'Amico *removes lid*
Louie What the hell is this?!
Michael D'Amico It's a ghost pepper!
Michael D'Amico - Angry THE HOTTEST PEPPER IN THE WORLD! What do you think about me holding this to your neck?!
Legs Now, kid. Let's not do anything rash here.
Michael D'Amico - Angry Rash! Exactly!!
Louie Just put down the ghost pepper, and we'll work something out.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Louie's exclamation mark
Louie Having that ghost pepper at my neck made me realize how silly our little disagreement was.
Michael D'Amico - Grim I thought it would.
Michael D'Amico I am assuming this means peace between us?
Louie You got it, kid!
Legs Fair warning, though, you still ain't in the Don's favor.
Michael D'Amico - Grim Seems like we'll need a new, more secret place to cook. Anybody know any good old abandoned warehouses?
Task: "Build Abandoned Warehouse". It takes 24 hours.
Michael D'Amico Now that we have a spot to control supply, we need distribution.
Squeaky Voiced Teen I'm always looking for an odd job or two.
Michael D'Amico - Grim Hey Luigi, who the hell is this guy?
Luigi He'sa good kid, I'ma sure you can find him some tasks!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony Michael, I'm proud you've incorporated the family business into your new business.
Michael D'Amico We always need a cook on the inside, right Papa?
Fat Tony So you have been listening all these years.
Michael D'Amico We're really raking in the cabbage these days.
Michael D'Amico But cabbage ain't money. So, I need your support. How about it?
Fat Tony Alright, son. Also, I want you to have Legs and Louie. You're eight years old, you should have your own muscle by now.
Michael D'Amico - Grim Thanks, Papa. Now, I've got to go rake some more cabbage.
Task: "Make Legs Carry Out a Contract". The job takes place at the Old Abandoned Warehouse and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Louie Carry Out a Contract". The job takes place at the Old Abandoned Warehouse and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Michael D'Amico Rake Actual Cabbage". The job takes place at the Old Abandoned Warehouse and takes 24 hours.
Legs So what's the deal you have set up for us today kid?
Michael D'Amico Nothing out of the ordinary. Just taking care of some competition from out of town.
Michael D'Amico - Grim Grab a rake, boys.
Michael D'Amico - Happy No refreshing slaws for our competitor's pork tenderloins today! *evil laugh*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Michael D'Amico's exclamation mark
Michael D'Amico - Grim It should now be clear that I'm not in the food business, I'm in the empire business.
Legs What are we going to do with all this citrus slaw?
Louie We've slaved over it for hours!
Michael D'Amico - Happy We'll be bribing the cops with it, of course! Only the finest for those fat, fat pigs.
Task: "Make Michael D'Amico Deliver Lunch to the Police". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
Wiggum *munch munch munch* This is delicious! Who'd have thought there were slaws other than cole?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Michael D'Amico's exclamation mark
Michael D'Amico Now that the police are properly bribed, let's go murder all the restaurant owners taking business away from Luigi's.
Legs You're the boss, kid. But for future reference, we usually disguise what we're going to do with some pithy wordplay.
Michael D'Amico Hmmm... let's go home and take out the trash?
Legs You'll get there, kid.
Task: "Make Michael D'Amico Flay and Fillet". The job takes place at the Old Abandoned Warehouse and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Legs Wait Around". The job takes place at the Old Abandoned Warehouse and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Louie Watch in Horror". The job takes place at the Old Abandoned Warehouse and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Heya-Michael! I just wanted to stop by to tell you how MUCH the force enjoyed the food you brought us, and...
Wiggum - Serious Wait just a moment! What's that you have there in the bag?
Michael D'Amico Is it celery, or is it tomato? A chef doesn't reveal his secrets.
Michael D'Amico - Sad *gulp*
Wiggum You're making gazpacho aren't you! That explains the red stuff leaking out of the bag.
Wiggum Yeah, but here's the thing: I hate gazpacho. Now, I can't arrest you for that, but you will have to dispose of it.
Michael D'Amico - Grim You got it, copper.
Message A "bag of gazpacho" has been placed in your inventory. You can also buy more of them in the store.
Task: "Place Suspicious Looking Dirt Pile".
Fat Tony Well done, Michael! We can finally bury the hatchet between us.
Fat Tony - Angry You did bury the hatchet didn't you?
Michael D'Amico - Happy Actually it was a cleaver.
Fat Tony That's my boy! Such actions have restored the Don's faith in our family organization.
Fat Tony Normally I'd say hide the evidence better, but this way teaches everyone a lesson!
Michael D'Amico - Grim Yeah, stay out of my famiglia's territory!
Quest reward: Cash5,000 and XP500