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Flanders-O-Rama[edit]

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on July 17th: Hey there, parent-eenos! Hi diddily-hi there, man! What's the happs, my little Ned-head? Stupid Flanders are multiplying... That's because the Flanders clan is gathering here for a family reunion. Well call me a minus sign because I'm nonplussed... Are you saying you invited folks to my home without telling me? No, man, I always let people know before I plan a shindig at their... hold on, what was I saying? Be patient with your pops, Ned. He started early on the "herbal spinach" today. I guess I better get my house ready for the festivities. How many kin are we welcomin' in? Oh, it shouldn't be any more than... hold on, what was I saying? Task: Make Ned Prepare His House for the Reunion (6s, Flanders House) What time does the reunion start? I want to be first in line for cocktail wieners. Also last in line. I'm sorry, Homer, but this is strictly a Flanders affair. Stupid Flanders, not letting me into a family reunion just because I'm not family. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 1: Cousin Ted, I haven't seen you in a while. That's strange, my girls and I live just two houses away from you. Everyone seems to forget that. I'd love to catch up before everyone else arrives. What say we attend a church service together? As long as it's at my Springfield Episcopalian Church. I feel consternation toward that denomination! We'll go to my First Church of Springfield. Those blasphemers? I'd just as soon hob-nob with... Unitarians! *gasp* I'll thank you to watch that language in front of my boys! Task: Make Ned Argue With Ted Over Which Religion is the Correct One (4h, Flanders House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400] It seems we're never going to agree on which slightly different version of Christianity is the one to follow unquestioningly for all eternity. Let's just get some breakfast. I know a good pancake place. I'd prefer the Waffle House. Waffles? We might as well have Satan pour the syrup! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 2: Who's been leaving bear traps all over my property? That would be me, eh? Up North we live by the rule of ABT: "Always Be Trapping". Well down here we try to live by the rule of basic safety, especially with all these relatives around. Great googly-moogly! What was that noise? One of my traps went off! Let's see what we got dere, ya? Task: Make Canadian Flanders Check His Bear Trap (4h, Brown House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300] See? I told ya my trap would catch a bear. That's not a bear. I was looking for cocktail wieners. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 3: I trust you're settling in, Lord Thistlewick? I'm afraid the bedchamber with which you've provided me is woefully inadequate. I'll need one large enough to house me and my footman. I suppose you could use my bedroom if I slept on a cot in the basement... And the footman? When will he be provided? Task: Make Ned Prepare His Bedroom for Lord Thistlewick (8h, Flanders House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x200] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 4: Homer, my family has me more tense than a scout jamboree! I don't get it. "Tense" and "tents" are homonyms. I suppose the joke doesn't really work in print. Anyway, you're the best person I know at making people want to get far away from you. Can you help me clean house? I suppose I can get your relatives out. But I'll need some highly specialized supplies first... Task: Make Ned Buy Ten Cases of Beer for Homer (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x300] I'll also need a hedge trimmer, a garden hose, and one of those pasta-making machines. You already have those things! You "borrowed" them from me years ago! Oh... Then stand back and watch a master in action! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Flanders-O-Rama Pt. 5: Hey, all you stupid Flanders! Listen up! I've got things to say about politics! And religion? Don't get me started! I think all these politicians are crooks! And whatever god you worship, I'm for the other guy! If anyone disagrees with me, you're an idiot! *burp* Somebody hand me another beer! Task: Make Homer Drunkenly Rant About Politics and Religion (8h, Flanders House) Task: Collect Collect Herbal Spinach [x400] On job start: I've never seen such an uncouth individual! This is what I get for cavorting with the lower gentry. This guy leaves me colder than a Manitoba toilet seat! As the ice cream said to the banana, let's split! Sorry Neddy, but this pal of yours is seriously harshing our buzz. No amount of herbal spinach could make this cat bearable. Let's make like Kerouac and get On the Road! I'm just as shocked as all of you! Please don't leave! Well, if you really want us to stay... Looks like Pop's already in the car, Mom! See you later! On job end: I just wish you hadn't passed out naked in the middle of the yard. Naked? I'll have you know I was wearing a lampshade on my head. I suppose now that things are back to normal, you'll be leaving too? Are you kidding? This Flanders family reunion is just getting started. I'll be sticking around for a looong time. *sigh* What's that Bible story about the solution to a problem being worse than the problem itself? How the hell should I know? Now, where are those cocktail wieners? Quest reward: 200 and 20