Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons Movie/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': (inside a movie theater) BORING! | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': (inside a movie theater) "BORING!" |
| − | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': Dad, we can't see the movie | + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': "Dad, we can't see the movie" |
| − | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' "[points to audience/viewer] |
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| − | + | [The family is late for Church] | |
| − | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': I hate being late. | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "I hate being late." |
| − | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed? | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?" |
| − | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': Homer, they can hear you inside! | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "Homer, they can hear you inside!" |
| − | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him] |
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| − | :'''[[Homer | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!" |
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| − | :'''Homer Simpson''': "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper." | + | :'''[[Lisa]]: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment." |
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]: "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!" | ||
| + | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!" | ||
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]: "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!" | ||
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| + | [Nelson punches Milhouse] | ||
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| + | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]: "That's for selling out your beliefs." | ||
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| + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig." | ||
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| + | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper." | ||
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:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | :[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME! | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME! |
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 10:02, February 19, 2010
- Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
- Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
- Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]
[The family is late for Church]
- Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."
- Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"
- Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
- Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
- Homer: "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
- Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
- Milhouse: "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
- Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
- Milhouse: "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"
[Nelson punches Milhouse]
- Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs."
- Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
- Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
- [after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
- Homer: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!
