Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror III/Quotes"
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=== Dial "Z" for Zombies === | === Dial "Z" for Zombies === | ||
| − | :''[ | + | :''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dea, [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell [[Homer]].]'' |
| − | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' ' | + | :'''Lisa''': "Dad, we did something very bad!" |
| − | :''[Homer | + | :'''Homer''': "Did you wreck the car?" |
| + | :'''Bart''': "No!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Did you raise the dead?" | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': "Yes!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "But the car's okay?" | ||
| + | :'''Bart and Lisa''': "Uh-huh." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': ''[relieved]'' "All right, then." | ||
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| + | :''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified [[Ned Flanders]].]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?" | ||
| + | :''[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. [[Marge]] and [[Lisa]] gasp.]'' | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[shocked]'' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[shocked]'' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" | ||
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "He was a zombie?" | :'''[[Homer]]:''' "He was a zombie?" | ||
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=== King Homer === | === King Homer === | ||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day... | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day... | ||
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Clown Without Pity
- Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
- Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: [worried] That's bad.
- Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
- Homer: [worried] Can I go now?
Dial "Z" for Zombies
- [In an attempt to bring Snowball I back from the dea, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]
- Lisa: "Dad, we did something very bad!"
- Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
- Bart: "No!"
- Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
- Lisa: "Yes!"
- Homer: "But the car's okay?"
- Bart and Lisa: "Uh-huh."
- Homer: [relieved] "All right, then."
- [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the spawn of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified Ned Flanders.]
- Ned: "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"
- [Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]
- Bart: [shocked] "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
- Homer: "He was a zombie?"
King Homer
- Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...
