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Latest revision as of 11:49, September 27, 2021
"Pas de Dude"
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Song Information
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"Pas de Dude" is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson.
Lyrics[edit]
- Kirk:
- How can a wife understand,
- What it feels like to finally meet a man,
- The strongest bond a dude could ever know.
- A guy to catch a game with,
- A pal you don't feel lame with,
- Life began the day I found my bro.
- Homer:
- I'm just a normal boozer,
- Stuck with this lame loser,
- A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro.
- His eyes are small and beady,
- Staring oh so needy,
- How I despise him he will never know.
- Kirk:
- So much cool stuff we can do as a pair.
- Homer:
- Everything about him is annoying.
- Kirk:
- Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair.
- Homer:
- He smells like fish oil pills.
- Kirk:
- Foosball Fridays in my mancave.
- Homer:
- That waitress was not into you.
- Kirk:
- Designing the world's best Blues Brothers fanpage!
- Homer:
- He wants us to co-host an Oscar party, what the hell?
- I hate everything about him,
- This clingy, fat-nosed jerk.
- I'm glad he can't,
- Kirk:
- Wish he could,
- Both:
- Hear me sing.
- Homer:
- About this sweaty,
- Kirk:
- Awesome,
- Homer:
- Fish oil,
- Kirk:
- Awesome,
- Homer:
- I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named-
- Oh, hi Kirk.
