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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wait! Where are you taking those books? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} I'm throwin' them on the tire fire, why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Can we take them instead? those books? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Raphael}} Sure, no skin off my onion! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Is that a real saying? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Raphael}} I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Deal. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You never read to me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, sir. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aw man! I hate picture day! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I hate how I look in pictures. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Bomb]]}} Pardon me, I'm next! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Bomb}} One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Grampa! I got you a copy of the complete works of Agatha Christie! I don't suppose you'd like to read me a story or two? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Hot diggity! I'd love to! | |
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Latest revision as of 13:43, May 20, 2021
- Lisa: Wait! Where are you taking those books?
- Raphael: I'm throwin' them on the tire fire, why?
- Lisa: Can we take them instead? those books?
- Raphael: Sure, no skin off my onion!
- Lisa: Is that a real saying?
- Raphael: I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard.
- Lisa: Deal.
- Grampa: The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer!
- Homer: Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories!
- Grampa: Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy!
- Homer: You never read to me!
- Grampa: Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya?
- Homer: Yes, sir.
- Bart: Aw man! I hate picture day!
- Gil Gunderson: You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you!
- Bart: I hate how I look in pictures.
- Sideshow Bomb: Pardon me, I'm next!
- Krusty the Clown: Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning?
- Sideshow Bomb: One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row!
- Krusty: Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle!
- Lisa: Hey, Grampa! I got you a copy of the complete works of Agatha Christie! I don't suppose you'd like to read me a story or two?
- Grampa: Hot diggity! I'd love to!
