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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wait! Where are you taking those books?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wait! Where are you taking those books?
:'''[[Raphael]]''': I'm throwin' them on the tire fire, why?
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{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} I'm throwin' them on the tire fire, why?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Can we take them instead? those books?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Can we take them instead? those books?
:'''[[Raphael]]''': Sure, no skin off my onion!
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{{qf|Raphael}} Sure, no skin off my onion!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Is that a real saying?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Is that a real saying?
:'''[[Raphael]]''': I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard.
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{{qf|Raphael}} I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Deal.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Deal.
 
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:'''[[Grampa]]''': The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer!  
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer!  
:'''[[Homer]]''': Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories!
:'''[[Grampa]]''': Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy!
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{{qf|Grampa}} Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy!
:'''[[Homer]]''': You never read to me!
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{{qf|Homer}} You never read to me!
:'''[[Grampa]]''': Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya?
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{{qf|Grampa}} Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yes, sir.
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{{qf|Homer}} Yes, sir.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw man! I hate picture day!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aw man! I hate picture day!
:'''[[Gil]]''': You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you!
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{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you!
:'''[[Bart]]''': I hate how I look in pictures.
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{{qf|Bart}} I hate how I look in pictures.
 
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:'''[[Sideshow Bomb]]''': Pardon me, I'm next!
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{{qf|[[Sideshow Bomb]]}} Pardon me, I'm next!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning?
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning?
:'''[[Sideshow Bomb]]''': One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row!
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{{qf|Sideshow Bomb}} One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle!
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{{qf|Krusty}} Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey, Grampa! I got you a copy of the complete works of Agatha Christie! I don't suppose you'd like to read me a story or two?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Grampa! I got you a copy of the complete works of Agatha Christie! I don't suppose you'd like to read me a story or two?
:'''[[Grampa]]''': Hot diggity! I'd love to!
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{{qf|Grampa}} Hot diggity! I'd love to!
  
 
[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]
 
[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 14:43, May 20, 2021



Lisa: Wait! Where are you taking those books?
Raphael: I'm throwin' them on the tire fire, why?
Lisa: Can we take them instead? those books?
Raphael: Sure, no skin off my onion!
Lisa: Is that a real saying?
Raphael: I'm trying to make it one. You can have the books if you spread it around the schoolyard.
Lisa: Deal.

Grampa: The complete works of Oscar Wilde! Now there was a writer!
Homer: Wait, the person who wrote those stories was a fat guy like me? I thought all authors were skinny nerdy dudes like Stephen King and J.K. Rowling! Lemme hear some of those stories!
Grampa: Sure! It'll be like when I read to you when you were a boy!
Homer: You never read to me!
Grampa: Maybe I read to the dog. Look, do you want a story or don't ya?
Homer: Yes, sir.

Bart: Aw man! I hate picture day!
Gil Gunderson: You're gonna love your picture! I just got this new camera from a gypsy market. It's either blessed or cursed. I don't remember which! Here's a copy for you!
Bart: I hate how I look in pictures.

Sideshow Bomb: Pardon me, I'm next!
Krusty the Clown: Oh hey, Sideshow Bomb! What kind of explosion are you planning?
Sideshow Bomb: One that kills that spiky-haired boy in the front row!
Krusty: Okay, just don't do any politically stuff, that's my angle!

Lisa: Hey, Grampa! I got you a copy of the complete works of Agatha Christie! I don't suppose you'd like to read me a story or two?
Grampa: Hot diggity! I'd love to!