Difference between revisions of "Dusk of the No-Brainers!/Quotes"

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Principal Skinner: All right, students, we've reached our field trip destination... the Springfield Mall! I know there was a rumor we were going to Happy Land Go-Cart Rodeo, but the school board decided the mall was a thrifty example of local economics in action.

Bart: Translation: It's cheaper.

Milhouse Van Houten: I know that, Bart! Don't you think I know that?

Kent Brockman: We interrupt this field trip to bring you an important news bulletin! Ladies and getlemen, we're on an undead watch! A horrible accident has created scores of flesh-eating, brain-sucking zombies! The undead are running rampant all over Springfield! Kwik-E-Mart security footage reveals that Professor Frink's new anti-brain-freeze squishee formula is responsible, turning happy consumers into monstrous zombies, attacking everyone in sight! My advice? Go Homer and look your doors! Hide your kids, hide your wives, and bring in your pets! These zombies are biting everybody all up in here!

Bart: Don't worry, Lis! The doors are holding up, and for a zombie apocalypse, we've landed in the best place possible!

Jimbo Jones: You got that right, Simpson! The whole mall is ours for the taking!

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Ooh! I want to check out the new fall fragrances!

Bart: Let's go have some fun, everybody!

Kids: Yaaay!

Principal Skinner: ....zzzzz...

Agnes Skinner: Seeymoour....

Principal Skinner: zzzzz.... mother?

Agnes Skinner: Seeymoour.... openn thiiiz door...

Principal Skinner: Coming, omther. [YAWN!]

Agnes Skinner: Good... boyyy...

Lisa: What'll we do now, Bart?

Bart: With his funky food court juice an a few super soakers... ...we're gonna save Springfield!